She Spies

Season 1 Episode 1

First Episode

Aired Unknown Jul 20, 2002 on



  • Quotes

    • McNamara: Now wait a minute, you're telling me I can't say any of these words.
      Shane: That's right, sir.
      McNamara: Uh-huh. Well, just take this word here. That's just an earthy little term used to describe a release of methane gas that builds up in the digestive tract. And this, this, why that's just a furry little animal that builds dams. And you mean to tell me that I can't say Richard M. Nixon's first name?
      Shane: Sir...
      McNamara: Well, look at this. At Christmas time I can't say "Ho ho ho"?
      Shane: Well, as long as you don't stop after the first "ho."
      McNamara: Wait... wait, wait, wait. This is the last straw. I can do it to my finger. I can do it to a balloon. But I can't call the man who beat me in the election a little...
      Shane: No! Absolutely not.
      McNamara: That's totally *bleep*