Ranting Swede's Rant: Plaid
Sultan: Hey, Sheep! Have you seen a big diamond anywhere? (Sheep bleats) Sultan: What did he say? Tall Guard: He just bleated. Sultan: He said "Beat it"? Short Guard: No, he just bleated. I don't think it's a language, just bleating. Sultan: You are going to be bleating when I'm done with you if you don't find my diamond! I have no idea what that means.
(the Sultan's guards reach for the diamond to play catch) Sultan: Wait a second! Look, I like a good game of catch as much as the next sultan, but can't you use a softball, instead of my super valuable diamond? Tall Guard: But the diamond is so pretty. Sultan: That's why I'd hate for something to happen to it. Come on, use a softball. (pulls out a softball) Short Guard: But we really, really want to use the diamond! We'll be so careful. Please? Tall Guard: I'll be your best friend. Sultan: Okay, but no more than five minutes. I'm timing.
Chapters: 1. "It's a Dis-Graze!" 2. "Ewe Fleece in the Sky with Diamonds!" 3. "Belle of the Baaaah!"
Episode Title Pun: Belle of the Ball
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