Ranting Swede's Rant: Plaid
Sultan: Hey, Sheep! Have you seen a big diamond anywhere?
Sultan: What did he say?
Tall Guard: He just bleated.
Sultan: He said "Beat it"?
Short Guard: No, he just bleated. I don't think it's a language, just bleating.
Sultan: You are going to be bleating when I'm done with you if you don't find my diamond! I have no idea what that means.
(the Sultan's guards reach for the diamond to play catch)
Sultan: Wait a second! Look, I like a good game of catch as much as the next sultan, but can't you use a softball, instead of my super valuable diamond?
Tall Guard: But the diamond is so pretty.
Sultan: That's why I'd hate for something to happen to it. Come on, use a softball.
(pulls out a softball)
Short Guard: But we really, really want to use the diamond! We'll be so careful. Please?
Tall Guard: I'll be your best friend.
Sultan: Okay, but no more than five minutes. I'm timing.
1. "It's a Dis-Graze!"
2. "Ewe Fleece in the Sky with Diamonds!"
3. "Belle of the Baaaah!"
Episode Title Pun: Belle of the Ball