Ai Sutome: Ah, Mochi Cakes! we wake our chef up every morning at four o'clock to prepare five dozen of these for the servants quarters
Moeko Sakueada: He makes 5 dozen every day?
Ai Sutome: Uh huh. my mom likes to throw the extras out in front of the homeless
Happiness Bunny: I welcome death. I yearn for it. I dream of it every night. Am I never to feel it's cold, dark embrace?
Shin-Chan Nohara: Mommy says beer before nine is a crime.
Hiroshi Nohara: Mommy doesn't have to live with Mommy.
Misae Nohara: No, no, Hina. Those are tapes that Mommy and Daddy made and we can't afford the therapy you'd need if you ever saw them.
Shin-Chan Nohara: So I thought if I put the toaster in the freezer, we could make Poptartsicles.