Quartet 1: Well, that's it. Jim missed his train. So much for the talent show! Who ever heard of a 3-man Barbershop Quartet?!
Schemer: Aw, Jim schmimm. Forget about Jim, fellas. I am the lead singer that you're lookin' for.
(the Quartet stare at him)
Schemer: Hey, listen. We'll do the show tonight. Right, guys? And then we'll go on tour. And we will travel all around the world and never come back to this dump again! EVER!! What do you say, huh? The 4 of us? All right, what do you say, huh? (under his breath) C'mon. C'mon.
Quartet 1: Well, if you're that good... (sings) Hello!
Quartet 2: Hello!
Quartet 3: HELLO!
(the jukebox wires short out with Schemer leaning on it)
Schemer: (sings wildly) HELLO!!!!!!!
Quartet 1: You got some set of pipes on ya there, friend! You're in!
(Schemer laughs in excitement and cheers wildly)