Edward: Yeah, well, [Colonel W. Morton Strathmore, founder of the Badgers] does have a big nose.
Ricky: Dad, a Badger never pokes fun at another persons body parts.
Edward: Well, I'm not a Badger, and this guy has the biggest honker I've ever seen in my life.
Ricky: Let's just forget the whole thing, okay?
Edward: Yeah, sure, fine. I wonder what he uses for a handkerchief. A bedspread?