Ricky: You know, I've always tried to imagine what you look like. Whenever I asked Mom, she'd just show me a picture of a horse's rear end.
Edward: Now, see the temptation here would be to insult your mother back. But I like to think that I'm, bigger than that. See, I take into account the fact that she's over 30 now. And that's 210 in dog years.
Kate: You want to make a donation to Toys For Tots?
Edward: Yes. It's a very worthy charity.
Kate: Well, yes, the note says that you want to donate a Ferrari?
Edward: Well, it's a small car.
Leonard: You've got to realize what this situation means to you. It means no more yacht races in Florida.
Leonard: No more weekends in Paris.
Leonard: And no more servants in this house.
Edward: Now wait just a minute. I draw the line at servants.
Louis: Edward, servants get paid. They will not work for free.
Edward: Mine will. They've been with me ever since I was a child. They love me. They'd never leave me.
(Edwards's servants leaving the mansion)
Edward: You know, from now on, I'm gonna have to stagger their vacations.
Louis: Edward, (very slowly) all your money is gone.
Edward: (laughs) That's impossible. I'm rich. I was born rich. I'm gonna die rich.
Louis: Well, then you should've died yesterday.
(Edward enters Ricky's room as the Swamp Thing)
Edward: (in deep voice) Ricky!
Ricky: (turns around) Hi, Dad.
Edward: How did you know it was me?
Ricky: Swamp things don't wear Lacoste shirts, Dad.
Edward: Kate, this is my, my...
Edward: Son. His name is--is...
Kate: I didn't know you had a son.
Edward: Join the club.
Ricky: Mr. Stratton?
Ricky: Are you Edward Stratton III?
Edward: That's me.
Ricky: Pleased to meet you.
Ricky: I'm your son.
(Game Over Music Plays)
Leonard: Not unless you were born in Philadelphia.
Ricky: Oh, Well, I took a shot. Mom's a liberal.
Leonard: Who do you wanna see?
Ricky: Edward Stratton III.
Leonard: Ah, the man of the house? He's over there behind the train of the house.
Ricky: Can I show you something?
Edward: Okie dokie!
Ricky: Take a look at this, this is your bank account.
Edward: Wow, there's nothing but zeroes. What does that mean?
Ricky and Leonard: You're broke.
Ricky: Now this is you're business manager's bank account.
Edward: Hey, Lou's doing alright for himself.
Ricky: Yeah, lately. Now we've seen your bank account and Lou's bank account. What does that tell you?
Edward: Well, it's obvious, Lou's got a lot more money than I do.