Simon & Simon

Season 3 Episode 18

Double Play

Aired Unknown Feb 16, 1984 on CBS



  • Trivia

    • The celebrity doubles that appear in the party scene are: Bette Midler, Woody Allen, Goldie Hawn, Elizabeth Taylor, Burt Reynolds, Dolly Parton, Barbra Streisand, Marilyn Monroe, Robert Redford, and Paul Newman.

  • Quotes

    • (Downtown Brown warning the boys not to revoke their bail by going to Mexico.)
      Downtown Brown: As your friend I'm telling you, you're dead wrong on this one. And I'm not going to let you do it. Look, I'll stand on your shadows for as long as it takes...and you know I can do it, too. If you take one step towards Mexico, if you even go out for a Mexican dinner, I'll throw your butts right back in jail for your own protection. Try me.

    • Rick Simon: Hit him, for crying out loud!
      A.J. Simon: I can't hit a lady.
      Bette Midler Double (in drag): I'm no lady!
      (A.J. punches him.)

    • (On the movie star Allison Long.)
      Rick Simon: I'm telling ya, A.J., there's a notch on her bedpost with my name on it.
      A.J. Simon: Rick, the woman is a renowned carnivore. She will exploit you for her own pleasure, she will use you --
      Rick Simon (grinning): Yeah.

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