Matt Lucas |
Sir Bernard Chumley |
David Walliams |
Anthony Rodgers |
David Foxxe |
Various roles |
Paul Putner |
Roger Anthony |
Guest Star |
Julie T. Wallace |
Penelope Lowe |
Guest Star |
Mike Wattam |
Policeman |
Guest Star |
Sir Bernard's Quotes
Allen's crips: "At last a crisp for straights and gays alike."
"I didn't ring anyone, did you?"
"No, not unless it was one of my "uh ur uh ur uh ur aaaa" phone calls."
"What the f**k do you look like?"
"I thought I looked quite nice!"
"Still dressing up like a lady then?"
"Where do I start? Arson. Kidnap. Piracy."
"As If I'd risk going back to prison just to win a years supply of Crisps!"
"That would be madness."
"Battersy Dog's home offered me a job but I only like cats!"
"Skin-ead!!"
"Shall we go and drown that cat in a bucket?"
"Can I kick you below the knee and effectively break your leg? All right - I'll just take a run up."
"You fit the description. One aging homosexual actor and one four-eyed ex-convict."
2Princess Anne - still a beautiful woman!"
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