Sir Bernard's Stately Homes

Season 1 Episode 5

Kendall Park

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Aired Wednesday 10:20 PM Jun 09, 1999 on BBC Two
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Kendall Park
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Sir Bernard Chumley and Tony visit Kendall Park which is attached to the country's largest theme park (helpfully played by Chessington world of adventure). Without enough money to pay for entrance they steal two cub scouts uniforms and sneak in. Rhys Thomas makes a cameo as the theme park teller. Paul Putner plays the Scout Master and David Foxxe as the owner of the house. Roland Rivron plays a man who needs to tie a knot. After disposing of David Foxxe, Sir Bernard and Tony get to "go on the rides" in the style of the famous cub scouts who ate their packed lunch on Jim'll fix it!moreless

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        "Listen Busby, can't you see my friend here is handycapped?"
        "Yeah. That's still £28 though"

        "How much is that together then?"
        *long pause while they both stare into space*
        "Not enough"

        "We're doing a documentary!"
        "About two cubs, and their adventures and japes and shit."

        "We can't wait to see the antiques and shit."

        "What did they look like?"
        "Like men dressed as cubs"

        "What a lot of badges you've got! What are they all for?"
        "Right, this is for starting a fire, this is for pushing a lady across the road, this I...
        Kissing a chair... this is something to do with beef."

        "Yes yes yes... Thank you penfold!"

        "Tony was that really necessary?"
        "Yeah. The darkness. The voices. Telling me to do things."

        "How do you tie a reef knot?"
        "F**k off!"
        "Arcaila? Do you know what your cub scouts just said?"
        "F**k off!"
        "Yes! Exactly!"

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