Tom Kenny |
Happy / Interpreter |
Kristin Chenoweth |
Miracle Grohe |
Nick Kroll |
Andrew Legustambos |
Will Forte |
Stuart Prozackian |
Cheri Oteri |
Helen Klench |
Henry Winkler |
Willard Deutschebog |
Knob Haven High Teacher Bios:
Name: Ennis Hofftard
Subject: English Teacher
Catchphrase: "Catchphrases are for losers." (small print) TM MMIX Ennis Hofftard
Name: Muhannad Seabeeh "Happy" Fa-ach Nuabar
Subject: Custodian
Catchphrase: "I'm fond of America."
Name: Andrew LeGustambos
Subject: Drama
Catchphrase: "Speak up."
Name: Helen Klench
Subject: Librarian
Catchphrase: "Quiet down!"
Name: Willard Deutschebog
Subject: German
Catchphrase: "If I believed in reincarnation, I'd kill myself tonight."
Name: Miracle Grohe
Subject: Science
Catchphrase: "Babies are gifts from God. Drummers are creeps."
Name: Larry Littlejunk
Subject: P.E.
Catchphrase: "Why can't someone else teach P.E.?"
Name: Sue Sezno
Subject: Acting Principal
Catchphrase: "No."
Name: Stuart Prozakian
Subject: Ass. Principal
Prior Job: Prison Clown
Catchphrase: "I need a catchphrase."
Bumper stickers spotted on Miracle's car:
--The Lord is my co-pilot.
--If you can read this bumper sticker, I hope you have accepted Jesus into your life.
--God Will Protect Me. Warning: God works in mysterious ways.
And
Posters spotted at school:
--Don't tempt a teacher! It could cost them their job!
--It won't be a great time when you wind up on Dateline!
--I might seem worldy, but I'm really quite poor!
--In case of choking:
1. Relocate victim off of school property.
2. Call taxi for victim.
3. Return to school and resume normal duties.
--McCain/Palin Election bumper sticker.
Sue: I want everyone to show his or her support and by at that game. Teachers and students. Any questions?
Willard: Does that include teachers?
Sue: Yes, Willard, it does. I should have mentioned that.
(Ennis spots Willard who is trying to remain inconspicuous at the football game.)
Ennis: Deutsche. Deutschebog. Deutsche-Willard-bog. Filthy buyer. Willard Deutschebog who bought the filthies and he didn't want anyone to--
Willard: What!?
(Stuart discovers that the pills he had been taking were female hormone replacements.)
Stuart: So if I stop taking the pills, these hideous breasts will go away?
Sue: That's right.
(Pause as Stuart thinks it over)
Stuart: Then I'm going to stop taking them.
Andrew: Damn it!
Larry Littlejunk name was at first set to be Larry Slimp.
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S 2 : Ep 9
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