David: Ok, if Jessica Simpson is the poor man's Britney, what's Celeste?
Keith: Maybe a thinking man's Britney! You know how music is supposed to be an inspiration for young girls, I'm not just an object, I am somebody.
David: Oh like Christina?
Keith: Yeah, like Christina. But without the ass hanging out chaps!
David: I'd like to see your ass hanging out of some chaps!