Effy: (to John) There's a bus coming... Tony doesn't see it... he's distracted... it hits him, runs him over... he's in the gutter and he's bleeding. He looks dead.
John: Please go on Elizabeth.
Effy: The boy's crying, and his mother, and his little sister. He doesn't want him to go.
John: What happens next?
Effy: And then... ET says (points to her head) "I'll be right here". And then he gets on a spaceship and flies away.
Freddie: Why didn't you let me see you Eff?
Effy: Because of the treatment John gave me. He didn't want me to see anyone.
Effy: John Foster. My counsellor. He's the one that helped me.
Freddie: And what could he do that's so special?
Effy: Took all my bad memories and bad them good.
Freddie: And some of those memories where about me, right?
Effy: Only a few.
Freddie: So if I'd have visited you, it would have fucked up John's treatment? Is that what you're saying?
Effy: Yeah. I'm sorry. Freddie, I'm sorry.
Freddie: Bad memories about me. You don't like... feel them any more?
Effy: No. They're gone. He took them away. But you know what's left? Love. All I feel for you now is love. Nothing else.
Mr. Blood: It's been a good year here at Roundview, Elizabeth. Every single student recieved A to C grades.
Mr. Blood: Well, we had a lot of people doing Media Studies. Nevertheless, our targets were met. Except by you. You failed everything.
Effy: Yeah, I know. I didn't even sit the exam.
Mr. Blood: Which brings down the college average and affects the funding scenario. Do you see my dilemma?
Effy: I can retake, right?
Mr. Blood: It wouldn't make a difference. Let me level with you, Elizabeth. Here are your old results (shreds the paper) And, here are your new results. (passes Effy the envelope) Please act as such.
Effy: (opening the envelope to see she has three As) Three As?
Mr. Blood: An excellent result, considering your circumstances.
Effy: You want me to tell people I got three As?
JJ: The exam results party planning commitee have decreed that all our results be read out in quick succession, so ready... A, A, B.
Naomi: A, A, A.
Emily: B, B, C.
Pandora: C in Philosophy.
Katie: B, C, C.
Freddie: A, C, C.
Thomas: I got expelled.
Effy: It doesn't matter what I got. None of this matters. It's just numbers on a page. It's not real, not to me anyway. You're all great, all great people, but I think, I think I'm finished. I've had enough.
Cook: Hey, princess.
Effy: Aren't you supposed to be in prison or something?
Cook: Aren't you supposed to be in the loony bin?
Effy: I did my time. You should have done yours.
Cook: I did enough. Surely Effy Stonem's not abandoning a party?
Effy: I don't belong in there.
Cook: Neither do I. We've got a lot in common, me and you.
Effy: Not anymore.
Cook: Both stood in the rain. Both miserable.
Effy: You're no good for me Cook. You never were.
Cook: If this was us meeting for the first time, I'd do it all again. Everything, the fucks, fuck ups, everything, I'd do it all again.
Effy: What's that supposed to mean?
Cook: It means I still love you.
Effy: Piss off.
Freddie: Do you know what you've done to me, just dumping me with no reason at all?
Effy: I had reasons.
Freddie: If the urge to tell me any of them occurs, please let me know. Or did John steal your soul as well as your past?
Anthea: Tea and biscuits?
Freddie: The night before you dumped me, you told me that you loved me.
Effy: I know.
Freddie: So look me in the eye, and tell me that you don't love me now.
(Effy can't do it, so Freddie kisses her)
Effy: Don't do that! I went crazy when I was with you. I can't let that happen again. Love's not supposed to do that. You made me go mad.
Freddie: You're making me mad now, Effy. And that's exactly what love's supposed to do.
Effy: How's the real world?
Naomi: Fine. Well, I don't know, actually. Me and Emily... we're all... since... the, you know... and I don't know what we're doing. If we're okay, or if we're about to break up. Sometimes I think she can read my mind. I seriously do. I mean, is that normal? Is that what you... Eff?
Effy: You think you're going mad, so you came to see me to see what a mad person looks like.
Naomi: No! No. Nooo. Yes.
Effy: Listen to me very carefully Naomi. You need to get a message to the Dog Lord of Azerbaijan. He's got my toilet ticket.
(both start laughing)
Naomi: Oh god, what are they giving you? Can I have some?
Final appearance of Freddie.
Effy took English, Maths and French at college, at least according to her 'revised' results.
Effy (actual): U U U
Effy (revised): A (English) A (Maths) A (French)
JJ: A A B
Naomi: A A A
Emily: B B C
Pandora: C (Philosophy)
Katie: B C C
Freddie: A C C
The events in Tony's life that Effy recounts to John, her councellor, occured during the Series 1 finale.
Anthea drives a Volkswagen Polo.
During her talk with John, Effy quotes ET from the Steven Spielberg movie ET The Extraterrestrial.
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