Dooper: They're coming!
Buckley: Ok I'll bite. Who's coming?
Dooper: Listen! Humans eat baked beans, but they don't eat all of them. They always leave a few at the bottom of the can and those beans are traumatized. They ask themselves why did they escape the carnage. The answer? They live so they can avenge. (cut shot to Osama Bean Ladan) They're regrouping in the moutains. Millions of beans. (cut shot to Tali-bean Training Camp) A bean army coming to destroy every town in America (cut shot to White House blowing up) But I can save us.
Dooper: With my 300 foot bean crushing warrior robot made from garbage. What else?
(Dooper walks off)
Eddie: We really need to expand our social circles.