Slacker Cats Season 1 Episode 1

Dooper: Buckley! Living inside a corpse is kinda horrible.
Buckley: Ya, well neither of us could have foreseen that...

Tabitha: Flatman? (looks around) Flatman? (looks around again) Oh Flatman! Love a girl and leave her?

Buckley: I'm so smart it's like my brain has a mind.

Buckley: Eddie, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Eddie: I'm thinking about being in a spaceship with 3 girl cats and we got to have sex to survive. That's what I'm thinking about.

Eddie: One more question. How big is the sea in Mexico?
Travel Agent: Oh, well...how whould I know?
Eddie: What if we get there and it's only this big?
(Eddie holds his hands close together)
Eddie: That would be way too small, right? One more question. What shape is the sky there?
Buckley: Eddie! That's 93 "one more questions"! Can we just book the vacation now? Please?
Eddie: Book it already!

Buckley: Where's my quality time?
Louise: Got to do a report.
Buckley: Louise, I was thinking, with my vacation this is going to be our last night together in the house for 2 weeks, we could rent a video; have a special evening. Who knows? Maybe...
Louise: I'm going out for drinks.
Buckley: Oh, ok. Who with?
Louise: Buckley, you're my cat. My cat.
Buckley: I know...

Louise: What time's your plane?
Buckley: 8:00am
Louise: Want me to wake you?
Buckley: No, no, no. I've got a very good body clock; it'll just wake me up. Anyways, I'm so excited about going away it'll be amazing if I sleep at all. Haha, you see the... (falls asleep).

Tabitha: Eddie.
Eddie: Aww, dog-butts.
Tabitha: You forgot to come and find me... but I forgive you because when I was sitting on the interstate, I made a new friend. Buckley, Eddie this is Flatman. Flatman; Eddie and Buckley.
Buckley: Eww
Eddie: Disgusting...
Tabitha: What's that Flatman? You are such a flirt!
Buckley: Tabitha, he's um...
Tabitha: I know, he's a naughty muffin. What's that Flatman? You want to go into the bushes? Ok but nothing fresh.

Buckley: Hey, Eddie. Do you ever fake a pur?
Eddie: Sure, or nobody gets any sleep.
Buckley: I can't. You know I want to some times. You know, Louise is stroking me, but not quite in the right place.

Buckley: You know what? I'm glad we missed that plane. I found that if you want a vacation, home is the best place to take it. And while I know that isn't true, if I say it enough times I'll start to believe it.

Female Travel Agent: Alrighty. Here's your itinerary, And now I have a question for you. Where are two cats going to find $6,000?
Buckley: I uh, I recycled my cans. I got a quarter. Owe you the rest?
Eddie: You know what baby? Take it off this.
*hands lady a credit card*
Eddie: (whispers to Buckley) Just found it in a bag of trash.
Female Travel Agent: This is not your card. But I'm on a commission so what the hell?