Trivia: Sledge's parents were named Jack and Arman Hammer
Doreau: Hammer, I cannot believe what you're saying. Incarcerate potential criminals at birth? What are you going to do, throw them in a baby prison?
Hammer: If they resist arrest.
Hammer: I'll tell you what, I'll prove my point here. I'll show you that the Sledge Hammer "scum begets scum" theory is scientific fact.
Doreau: Hammer, that's absolutely unnecessary.
Hammer: So is saying that.
Doreau: Hammer, you're not going to believe this. A man was just booked for breaking into the Wentworth mansion.
Hammer: So what?
Doreau: Well, I thought this would be of particular interest to you.
Hammer: Why, did someone get killed?
Hammer: Well, then don't tease me, Doreau.
Hammer: Well, if you're supposed to be my brother, how come my parents never talk about you?
Trunk: Probably in fear of his safety, Hammer.
Myles: Mother and Father gave me up at birth. They had what is known as... a shotgun wedding.
Hammer: Ooh, a shotgun wedding. Boy, that sounds romantic.
Hammer: I've never lived with another human being in my entire life.
Doreau: You were married.
Hammer: That's what I mean.
Myles: We must have something in common. Do you like chess?
Hammer: No. I prefer games of true mental agility and stamina. Like sculling.
Myles: Okay, you like canoeing. Great.
Hammer: No. Bashing skulls.
Doreau: You know, it's so odd. Two brothers, same genes. One of them goes so wrong.
Myles: Well, I guess I'm just a victim of circumstances.
Doreau: I was referring to Sledge.
Doreau: Captain, Myles really isn't Hammer's brother. It was all a ruse. He's really an unemployed thespian.
Hammer: Yeah, and he's an actor too.
Trunk: I wonder where he got all this ammunition.
Hammer: He must have picked the lock on my hope chest.
Hammer: By the way, where are the Wentworths?
Mayjoy: Only the maid was home. The Wentworths are at a Republican caucus meeting.
Mayjoy: At the Liar's Club.
Hammer: You know what burns me up the worst, brother dearest?
Myles: That I borrowed your suit?
Hammer: Well, that too. But worse than that, you tried to play on my emotions. What few I have.