Sledge Hammer!

Season 2 Episode 10

Last of the Red Hot Vampires

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Aired Friday 9:30 PM Nov 19, 1987 on ABC
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An old time actor who played vampires in the movies dies... but a vampire is then seen at two murders where the victims are drained of blood.

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    Deborah Wakeham

    Deborah Wakeham

    Malovia Lagarski

    Guest Star

    Robert Fieldsteel

    Robert Fieldsteel

    Steven Shmielman

    Guest Star

    Greta Blackburn

    Greta Blackburn

    Jessica Novak

    Guest Star

    Kurt Paul

    Kurt Paul

    Coroner Norman Blates

    Recurring Role

    Patti Tippo

    Patti Tippo

    Officer Daley

    Recurring Role

    Leslie Morris

    Leslie Morris

    Officer Mayjoy

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      • Hammer: Actors. The only time a man should wear make-up on his face is after he's been embalmed.
        Doreau: Sledge, how do you always manage to say horrible things.
        Hammer: It's easy. I just use the English language.

      • Blates: You see? Just like I said. Every last drop of blood has been drained from the victim's body.
        Hammer: I haven't seen a man bled this dry since the DeLorean divorce.

      • Blates: I tell you, I haven't seen anything like this in my twelve years as a coroner.
        Doreau: I haven't seen anything like this in my six years as a cop.
        Hammer: I haven't seen anything like this in my 49 years as a man.
        Doreau: Sledge, you're only 40.
        Hammer: I was a man nine years before I was born, Doreau.

      • Doreau: Do you have any idea what sort of person would want to drain a young director of all his blood?
        Zeff: Any William-Morris agent.

      • Trunk: I've got officers requisitioning everything from garlic to wooden stakes.
        Hammer: You turned me down for those six months ago.

      • Doreau: So you're telling us your father's positively dead.
        Malovia: I should hope so. Last week I spread his ashes all over the 605 freeway.
        Hammer: In keeping with his last request?
        Malovia: No, I was driving too fast with the top down.

      • Doreau: Under what exact circumstances did your father pass away?
        Malovia: He was watching television and he just quietly went to sleep. And... never woke up.
        Hammer: I hope he wasn't watching Mr. Belvedere. I'd hate to think the old fella went out suffering.

      • Doreau: Vincent Lagarski. Back among the living, I see.
        Hammer: It comes as no surprise to me. I'd already suspected you were alive.
        Lagarski: When did you first suspect?
        Hammer: Well, when you said, "Unhand my daughter"...

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