Ichabod: Now I have questions, several thousand questions, but I'll spare you the indignity of strapping you to a damn chair. Now where am I?!
Polygrapher: The question isn't where, but when. The good news is you won the war, the bad news is... (placing a one-dollar bill in front of Ichabod) it was 250 years ago. Welcome to the 21st century, Mr. Crane.