Sliders Season 4 Episode 13

(Yelling at Quinn on national television show)
Potts: The guy's a phony! You can't astral project in a sweater-vest!

(Quinn tries to convince the show producer to put him on air)
Producer: I told you, I've got all the guests I need. Besides, your story, it doesn't have any sex appeal.
Quinn: Sex appeal?
Producer: Since cable died, there's no market for shows about scientific whiz kids who live in their parent's basement and have no life!
Quinn: I've battled androids, I've met Elvis! I even met the female version of myself!
Producer: Did you have sex with her?

Maggie: Colin, come on. We're your friends. Alt-Colin: Just how good of a friend of mine are you, toots? (Maggie slaps him)

Colin: You know, brother, it occurs to me that if we threw a large mattress through the wormhole ahead of us, it might not hurt so much when we land. Of course, we might miss the mattress.

(after landing on a platform forty stories up in the sky)
Maggie: Somehow, this has to be Quinn's fault!

Hal: Yeah, see, that's the trouble with you kids today, you know that? You read too damn much. You don't watch enough television.