Harriet: Hey there.
Bill: Huh? Oh, hello, young lady.
Harriet: Whatcha doing?
Bill: I'm packing up and leaving.
Harriet: Boy, that was fast. It usually takes a couple of days before I get on people's nerves!
Bill: Oh, it's not because of you, Harriet. It's because of that phoney-baloney granddaughter of mine.
Harriet: Now, don't blame her. All little girls can't be as charming as I am.
Bill: Well, to tell you the truth, I wish you were my granddaughter.
Harriet: Oh, I'd like that. My grandfather never plays with me.
Bill: Why not?
Harriet: He's dead.
Production was completed on October 25, 1985.
The production title of this episode is "The Grandparents".