Small Wonder

Season 1 Episode 24

The Grandparents

Aired Saturday 8:00 PM May 17, 1986 on



  • Quotes

    • Harriet: Hey there.
      Bill: Huh? Oh, hello, young lady.
      Harriet: Whatcha doing?
      Bill: I'm packing up and leaving.
      Harriet: Boy, that was fast. It usually takes a couple of days before I get on people's nerves!
      Bill: Oh, it's not because of you, Harriet. It's because of that phoney-baloney granddaughter of mine.
      Harriet: Now, don't blame her. All little girls can't be as charming as I am.
      Bill: Well, to tell you the truth, I wish you were my granddaughter.
      Harriet: Oh, I'd like that. My grandfather never plays with me.
      Bill: Why not?
      Harriet: He's dead.