Harriet: (After Vicki blows the leaves away) That was so weird! I just got caught in a leaf storm.
Jamie: Well, weird attracts weird. Who's your feathered friend Harriet?
Harriet: Oh, well this is my new parrot Waldo.
Jamie: Does he talk?
Harriet: Well, he hasn't said anything yet. Waldo want a cracker?
Harriet: Waldo want some birdseed?
Waldo: (Squawks twice)
Harriet: Dumb bird!
Jamie: If he's so dumb, then why'd you buy him?
Harriet: Because we're color coordinated!
Jamie: (To Vicki) How are we going to tell them apart?
Vicki: The quiet one has feathers.