A Smallville student, Ian, seems to appear in two places at once, and commits murder to advance his chances for a college scholarship. Clark's suspicions lead to a trap to capture Ian, while both Lana and Chloe doubt Clark's motives and actions.moreless
7.0
"Good"
At the Smallville High metal shop class, Clark has created a new "S" symbol for the school, but we who know better recognize that letter shape from a certain comic book shield. Here also is introduced another student being sharply criticized by an unsupportive, mean old shop teacher, but student Ian is going to be unhappy with his class grade. Ian confronts the shop man later, demanding an "A" to qualify for a Luthorcorp foundation scholarship. Refused, he murders the teacher, seeming to be in two places at once, or "Dichotic," a word which does not appear in the dictionary, but may be made up from "dichotomy," for "divided in two." The SV screenwriters aren't the first to make up new words on the spot these days.
While getting a parking ticket from an obnoxious meter guy, Lex loses it and golf-clubs the man's little Chevy, while Lex's car (is it a Lexus?), tagged "LEX XIV" is unscathed. That tag first appeared on a Ferrari F355 in "Red," about five episodes back, so the crew is just switching tags whenever they acquire a new exotic loaner, probably from Ferrari-Maserati of Vancouver. Across town, Clark and Lana are moving her into Chloe's house, and apparently no one has heard of another high school murder. Back at the farm, a jacked tractor falls on Jonathan, but Clark has just arrived and does the heavy lifting, and a quick x-ray shows a compound fracture of his right leg. Ian drops by to see Chloe, who gets the funny line, "Days like this I could really use two of me." If she only knew. She wants an interview about his ambitious plan to graduate as a sophomore, and he's interested in her. At the hospital, Jonathan is treated by Dr. Helen Bryce (Emmanuelle Vaugier), and a cast and crutches are prescribed for his future. Lex arrives with an offer to fly in another orthopedist to get Jonathan the best care; this is only slightly offensive to the doctor, but now they have met, and something will develop here.
At the Talon, a chance meeting lets Clark hear Ian claim that the shop teacher gave him an "A" in the class, but Clark knows that's not true, as Clark had previewed the grade book for Pete, and saw Ian's "C" grade. Ian makes study dates with both Lana and Chloe, leaving Clark in the dust. At home, Ian divides into two like an overripe amoeba, so he could double-date with himself. Chloe picks him up in her red '60 Ford Falcon, while the other him strolls out of the Talon with Lana, a seemlingly seamless scene, but the cut-and-switch occurs when the camera pans through a light pole.
Finally, Ian's crime is becoming known; metal shop class is canceled, but no one knows the teacher's location. Clark tells Lana about Ian's date with Chloe, and it appeared that he bailed on Chloe to study with Lana. Meanwhile, Lex and Dr. Bryce are consigned to the same anger management class, and she remembers him enough to turn down a social invite; Lex doesn't remember.
Chloe has written an article about Ian for the Torch; it's poorly written and two short paragraphs on her monitor are simply repeated - saves time for the intern who was tasked with writing this, but that quality of writing wouldn't get Chloe an internship at the Daily Planet. Clark tries to tell her about his suspicions of Ian, but his mind isn't quick enough to keep up with Chloe. So he tries the direct approach with Ian, who simply puts Clark down for jealousy. Suspicious about the shop teacher's disappearance, Pete and Clark check the classroom, discovering the body, threatened by a fuel fire, and spotting Ian nearby. When Clark encounters Ian and Chloe, Ian has the perfect alibi for the fire-starting - "he" was with Chloe. Or was it "he" #2?
Lex has finally remembered his first meeting with Dr. Helen - in Metropolis some time earlier. He continues to pursue her, and succeeds in getting some personal time after hours.
Clark has trouble convincing Lana that Ian is lying to both her and Chloe. He sets a trap, calling Ian to Chloe's house, while Ian's other half is trying to meet Lana per Clark's call. So he and Pete have now confirmed Ian was in two places at once. Lana and Chloe discover they're both being played by Ian, who shows up at the Torch, both of him, and they are in danger. Just how he abducts them we don't know, but next they all are on the dam, where the gals aren't good at fighting back. Ian #1 tosses Chloe over the rail, as Clark arrives and jumps after her for a long distance fall-and-catch. Next is Lana, and he pulls her to safety as Ian #2 goes to the bottom.
Clark has a rescue and righteousness on his side, so Chloe and Lana apologize, sort of. They all agree to be friends, and that's all, folks. Clark smiles as he heads down the street from the Talon.
"Dichotic" has no significant long-term story lines, although the beginning of a relationship between Lex and Dr. Helen may lead to something. However, it's only a beginning and not essential to see in order to keep up with future developments. So it's only an average episode in the Smallville series. Re-run rating C.moreless