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    RosSlayville

    [1]Dec 28, 2007
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    So what would you say from Smallville that seems to stick with you. It could any quote that you like or even dislike. Go wild and crazy and maybe run around with a pair of scissors for the fun of it! But be careful

    1. (From Commencement)

    "When you're on stage today I'm going to be looking up at you and be thinking one thing." -Lois
    "What's that?"-Clark
    "Please God don't let him trip."-Lois

    "Lois. Lois!" - Clark
    "What?" - Lois
    "You're panicking" - Clark
    "Fine" - Lois

    2. (From Spirit)

    Lois-What the hell am I doing in a dress? And what the hell am I doing at your prom?

    Clark-(as realization hits) "Oh no..."

    *Lois looks at her cosage on her chest*

    Lois-"Did you pin this on me? Little close to the boob don't ya think?"

    Clark-"Lois we'll talk later, I gotta go"

    3. Lois(on phone): K-E-N-T Kent! its a farm do they even have addresses?

    Lois(on phone): look the last supergenious I had on the line told me to turn right one route ? now I'm totally lost........o about a billion stocks of corn

    Clark/Kal-El: I am fine
    Lois: you've just been hit by lightning, your stark naked, and you dont even remember your own name, you have a fairly loose definition of the word 'fine'
    (Clark naked turns)
    Lois: look at his face

    Clark: Who are you?
    Lois: Lois, Lane Lane

    Clark: do you always have to finish other peoples thoughts!
    Lois: well am I right?

    4.Clark: "Have you ever thought about journalism?"
    Lois: "Kill me first, with my luck, I'd end up across from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead"

    5.Lois: Nightmare?...You know, if it makes you feel any better, I have them all the time. I had this one last week...REALLY scary...this guy wearing a red cape...
    Clark: Wow. That sounds horrible, Lois.

    Lois: Clark, I know how devastated you must be, but could you keep the tears to a minimum?

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    petef20

    [2]Dec 29, 2007
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    From "Perry"

    Perry White: "'Principle authorises new gum mats, by Clark Kent.' I know I was riveted."

    Brilliant!

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    blufuzycow

    [3]Dec 29, 2007
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    Clark: The crown's mine b*tch.

    Chloe: Gosh, Clark, I didn't realize super-whining was one of your powers.

    Bart: I want a lawyer.
    Lex: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds.

    Lionel: (about the images on the floor) Looks like something from the cave.
    Lex: I found you carving them with a corkscrew!
    Lionel: Wasn't I creative!

    Lionel: Last time I checked, Lana Lang had a boyfriend, and I don't think she's in the market for a spare.

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    DoomsdayLuther

    [4]Dec 29, 2007
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    Clark - You can't win Lex, you don't even know the rules of the game.

    Clark - Loving someone is hard, it's difficult. but hate... Hate is so...clean.

    Lex - You were right all along. I am the villain of the story

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    petef20

    [5]Jan 5, 2008
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    Also pretty much anything Jason Teague said in the first part of season 4! For example:

    "That must be from the book of things you don't want to hear about your girlfriend's ex."

    Jensen Ackles is a legend. Shame they ruined his character about halfway through season 4!

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    Daxx00004

    [6]Jan 5, 2008
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    Perry -"Memories fail but a Google search never forgets."

    Chloe - "He can fly! God, Clark you have to get on that."

    Lois Lane - "I'm your future"

    Lois Lane - "People keep secrets for a reason, even from the people they're closest to."

    Lex Luthor - "I guess it's up to me to show the world the real Lex Luthor."

    Lex Luthor -"I want you to remember this day, Clark. I want you to remember that despite all your amazing powers, there was one man that beat you."

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    eliphino

    [7]Jan 6, 2008
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    Chloe: Clark Kent would have to be on drugs to be on drugs
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    _joie_

    [8]Jan 10, 2008
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    blufuzycow,

    "Bart: I want a lawyer.
    Lex: And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds."

    lol! ahhhh loved that one!

    Edited on 01/10/2008 4:27pm
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    drop315

    [9]Jan 10, 2008
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    episode fanatic

    Clark and Chloe talking about sex:

    Chloe: Awkward factor 8! So basically what you're saying is that you're afraid that... in the heat of the moment you might... please don't make me finish this sentence, Clark. Clark: Well, you see, that's the thing. I'm not sure what would happen. I mean if I couldn't control myself... Chloe: Okay, you know, Clark, right there that's something that can never be unseen. Clark: It's not funny. Chloe: No, you're right, it's not. It's just that this conversation definitely could cement me as a Krypto-addict.
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    woundercourt

    [10]Jan 26, 2008
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    RosSlayville wrote:

    So what would you say from Smallville that seems to stick with you. It could any quote that you like or even dislike. Go wild and crazy and maybe run around with a pair of scissors for the fun of it! But be careful

    1. (From Commencement)

    "When you're on stage today I'm going to be looking up at you and be thinking one thing." -Lois
    "What's that?"-Clark
    "Please God don't let him trip."-Lois

    "Lois. Lois!" - Clark
    "What?" - Lois
    "You're panicking" - Clark
    "Fine" - Lois

    2. (From Spirit)

    Lois-What the hell am I doing in a dress? And what the hell am I doing at your prom?

    Clark-(as realization hits) "Oh no..."

    *Lois looks at her cosage on her chest*

    Lois-"Did you pin this on me? Little close to the boob don't ya think?"

    Clark-"Lois we'll talk later, I gotta go"

    3. Lois(on phone): K-E-N-T Kent! its a farm do they even have addresses?

    Lois(on phone): look the last supergenious I had on the line told me to turn right one route ? now I'm totally lost........o about a billion stocks of corn

    Clark/Kal-El: I am fine
    Lois: you've just been hit by lightning, your stark naked, and you dont even remember your own name, you have a fairly loose definition of the word 'fine'
    (Clark naked turns)
    Lois: look at his face

    Clark: Who are you?
    Lois: Lois, Lane Lane

    Clark: do you always have to finish other peoples thoughts!
    Lois: well am I right?

    4.Clark: "Have you ever thought about journalism?"
    Lois: "Kill me first, with my luck, I'd end up across from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead"

    5.Lois: Nightmare?...You know, if it makes you feel any better, I have them all the time. I had this one last week...REALLY scary...this guy wearing a red cape...
    Clark: Wow. That sounds horrible, Lois.

    Lois: Clark, I know how devastated you must be, but could you keep the tears to a minimum?

    lol ur clearly a clois fan
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    MrBovineOrdure

    [11]Jan 26, 2008
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    Johnathan Kent: But Clark, you know you're afraid of heights

    Mr BO

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    electricpeppers

    [12]Jan 26, 2008
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    blufuzycow wrote:

    Clark: The crown's mine b*tch.



    Ha! I was about to post that.
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    testing427

    [13]Jan 27, 2008
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    woundercourt wrote:
    RosSlayville wrote:

    So what would you say from Smallville that seems to stick with you. It could any quote that you like or even dislike. Go wild and crazy and maybe run around with a pair of scissors for the fun of it! But be careful

    1. (From Commencement)

    "When you're on stage today I'm going to be looking up at you and be thinking one thing." -Lois
    "What's that?"-Clark
    "Please God don't let him trip."-Lois

    "Lois. Lois!" - Clark
    "What?" - Lois
    "You're panicking" - Clark
    "Fine" - Lois

    2. (From Spirit)

    Lois-What the hell am I doing in a dress? And what the hell am I doing at your prom?

    Clark-(as realization hits) "Oh no..."

    *Lois looks at her cosage on her chest*

    Lois-"Did you pin this on me? Little close to the boob don't ya think?"

    Clark-"Lois we'll talk later, I gotta go"

    3. Lois(on phone): K-E-N-T Kent! its a farm do they even have addresses?

    Lois(on phone): look the last supergenious I had on the line told me to turn right one route ? now I'm totally lost........o about a billion stocks of corn

    Clark/Kal-El: I am fine
    Lois: you've just been hit by lightning, your stark naked, and you dont even remember your own name, you have a fairly loose definition of the word 'fine'
    (Clark naked turns)
    Lois: look at his face

    Clark: Who are you?
    Lois: Lois, Lane Lane

    Clark: do you always have to finish other peoples thoughts!
    Lois: well am I right?

    4.Clark: "Have you ever thought about journalism?"
    Lois: "Kill me first, with my luck, I'd end up across from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead"

    5.Lois: Nightmare?...You know, if it makes you feel any better, I have them all the time. I had this one last week...REALLY scary...this guy wearing a red cape...
    Clark: Wow. That sounds horrible, Lois.

    Lois: Clark, I know how devastated you must be, but could you keep the tears to a minimum?

    lol ur clearly a clois fan

    me to, that was my fav quote to, its the way he says it!! Hes either a natural or had practice
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    testing427

    [14]Jan 27, 2008
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    Woops, wrong quote, i mean the crown one, im a noob!!!
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    olderSVfan

    [15]Jan 28, 2008
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    In "Oracle" when Clark walks into the DP with Lionel and Chloe says...."So hell freezes over and noone even bother's to tell me"??? And shortly after she says something to the effect of..."Yeah, I have plans this weekend so if we can stop Krypton's most villianous criminal from destroying the planet...that would be great"!!!

    I also liked in "Exposed"...when Lois says to Clark "If you tell anybody about the lapdance....your Elmer Fudd night light will make a very public appearance"...then Clarks response..."Ay Ay...Sailor"!!!

    A couple were already mentioned...Lex's reference to "wanting a ponytail" when Bart said he wanted a lawyer...and then when Lex tells Lionel he found him carving symbols in the floor and Lionel said "Wasn't I creative"...

    I also liked in the "Pilot" when Pete says to Chloe something like "We'd love to join you and scooby in the mystery machine for yet another zany adventure"!!! That still makes me laugh!!!

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    Hammerheadfan

    [16]Jan 29, 2008
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    Season 1 Pilot "If Clark moved any slower, he'd be extinct" - Pete Ross...clearly a comment with adouble meaning

    Season 2 Precipice - the new sheriff says, "even heroes gotta play by the rules", and then continues later in the episode to let ex- Luke Duke Jonathan Kent know "those good ole boy days are over"

    Season 2 Rush - Clark says to Lana at the Talon," We should go on a date...together....in the near future" Nice!

    Season 2 rush - Pete Ross is all charged up by the worm in his head and starts yelling in the middle of the street, " He's an alien! He's an alien! My best friend is an alien!"

    One of my all timefavoritesis also from season 2 Fever when Chloe is sitting by Clark's side and says, "I'm the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend."

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    McDuplessis

    [17]Jan 29, 2008
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    Yeah but the best part of that was when Clark whispers: "Lana"...
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    Morning_Angel

    [18]Feb 3, 2008
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    " Oh, god. Lois, you're gonna be all right, okay ? I'm gonna get you out... Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Lois. Come on, Lois. You're a fighter. Come on. Come on, Lois. Come on. You're the strongest girl I know. Come on! Please! You can't die. I can't lose you. I love you too much. Please. " Chloe Sullivan.

    "And I want you to be there on our wedding day... To see what you lost." Lex Luthor.

    "If you found out something, something someone didn't want you to know about them would you tell them?" Chloe Sullivan.

    "I have given you... every chance. I have stood in this spot so many times, just waiting for you to say something and you decide to do it now ? You don't love me, Clark. You just can't stand the idea that I love someone else." Lana Lang.

    "If you don't honor the promise that you've made to my son, I will kill Clark Kent." Lionel Luthor.



    Edited on 02/03/2008 11:19am
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    krypy55

    [19]Feb 3, 2008
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    CANT REMEMBER WHICH EPISODES IT WAS BUT I LOVE WHEN LEX IS GOING CRAZY AND HE ASKS CLARK "EITHER YOUR WITH ME OR NOT CLARK" THEN CLARK FOLLOWS HIM AWAY. I ALSO LOVE A RECENT QUOTE WHEN CHOLE SAYS TO CLARK ABOUT LEX: I'm in his crosshairs.THEN
    Clark ANSWERS : Yeah, well now he's in mine.
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    OdumCarlock

    [20]Feb 3, 2008
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    After Jimmy Opens her christmas gift revealing a bomb:

    Chloe: I have the worst Secret Santa EVER
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