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    Jendo798

    [21]Feb 4, 2008
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    Chloe: Lex, I thought you'd be sharpening your shears behind bars by now.

    Lex: Someone else confessed.

    Chloe: Once again a Luthor snake manages to slither away from the grip of justice.

    And later. . .

    Lex: Tell me, Chloe. Tell me everything you know.

    Chloe: Here's everything I know, Lex. You need some serious psychiatry.

    ~~~

    Clark: I'm not going to let you kill anyone else.

    Kara: I haven't killed anyone. Not yet, but you're starting to tempt me.

    ~~~

    Clark: Uh, listen, when I talked about fitting in, I was thinking of something with more clothes. Th-this is definitely not blending in.

    Kara: You mean undercover.

    Clark: Yes, exactly, and this is . . . not covered.

    ~~~

    Chloe: Isis seemed to make a lot of sense when I thought you were just out to help people. In textbook talk Isis is the goddess of love, and life, and healing. She even marched to the ends of the earth to help jumpstart the man she loved. I want Clark to have that kind of loyalty in his life but I'm just not sure it's from you.

    Lana: I would do anything for Clark.

    Chloe: Even kill. What a lucky guy. What the textbook left out is that Isis is also the goddess of the underworld. She's responsible for bringing the great god Rha to his knees.

    Lana: You believe that I would do that to Clark.

    Chloe: Not intentionally. But I realize now that you're capable of it. You should just know that I'm not gonna let that happen.

    ~~~

    And my all-time favorite is too long to type but it's from season 6 Hydro. Chloe figures out that Clark was hiding GreenArrow's secret and that he kissed Lois to cover it up. Chloe uses Lois to just totally torment him, the actors' performances make it hilarious!

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    Vampira_18

    [22]Feb 4, 2008
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    I think Lois has the best lines. She always has something sarcastic to say.

    Season 6. Episode 123: Crimson

    Clark: Lois! What happened to you when I left last night?

    Lois: I went home, alone, but you know where I wanted to be!

    Season 5. Episode 94: Exposed

    Lois: Well, now that Lana's living with Chloe, I'm taking the place. You don't have a key to the apartment, do you? You know, now that you two have been doing it?
    Clark: No, we, uh...
    Lois: Good, because I wouldn't want any surprise midnight visits.

    .........

    Lois: Clark? Look, I am not great at this, so just keep your mouth shut and listen up. Even though I was kicking butt on the helicopter, it was really nice to have backup. And you didn't have to come after me, but you always do. So I wanted to say thank you. You're a really good friend. Oh, and, uh, about the lap dance... if you decide to tell anybody about it, your Elmer Fudd night-light will make a very public appearance.

    And I can't forget about Chloe. She has great lines too.

    Season 7. Episode 139: Wrath

    Chloe: I didn't realize Big Sister was watching!

    Edited on 02/04/2008 7:14pm
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    shopgirl318

    [23]Feb 6, 2008
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    Vampira_18 wrote:

    I think Lois has the best lines. She always has something sarcastic to say.

    Season 6. Episode 123: Crimson

    Clark: Lois! What happened to you when I left last night?

    Lois: I went home, alone, but you know where I wanted to be!

    Season 5. Episode 94: Exposed

    Lois: Well, now that Lana's living with Chloe, I'm taking the place. You don't have a key to the apartment, do you? You know, now that you two have been doing it?
    Clark: No, we, uh...
    Lois: Good, because I wouldn't want any surprise midnight visits.

    .........

    Lois: Clark? Look, I am not great at this, so just keep your mouth shut and listen up. Even though I was kicking butt on the helicopter, it was really nice to have backup. And you didn't have to come after me, but you always do. So I wanted to say thank you. You're a really good friend. Oh, and, uh, about the lap dance... if you decide to tell anybody about it, your Elmer Fudd night-light will make a very public appearance.

    And I can't forget about Chloe. She has great lines too.

    Season 7. Episode 139: Wrath

    Chloe: I didn't realize Big Sister was watching!



    lmao!
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    lilwinrock

    [24]Feb 6, 2008
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    Vampira_18 wrote:

    I think Lois has the best lines. She always has something sarcastic to say.

    >Lois: Clark? Look, I am not great at this, so just keep your mouth shut and listen up. Even though I was kicking butt on the helicopter, it was really nice to have backup. And you didn't have to come after me, but you always do. So I wanted to say thank you. You're a really good friend. Oh, and, uh, about the lap dance... if you decide to tell anybody about it, your Elmer Fudd night-light will make a very public appearance.



    I also like this quote but which episode is it. I am too tired to think.
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    Morning_Angel

    [25]Feb 7, 2008
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    It is from Season 5 Episode 6: Exposed
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    kansagrl

    [26]Feb 7, 2008
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    Kat: "It's Thursday, Lana must be in trouble."

    Kat: "Sombody saaaaaaaaaaaaave me!"

    I thought she deserved to be in the quote thread.

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    Cielo89

    [27]Feb 28, 2008
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    Chloe: Hey. I think it's time you switch into Super Clark mode now. Clark: Super Clark? .

    Lois: Doctor says I shouldn't talk too much.
    Clark: That's too bad.
    Lois: Don't get your hopes up, Smallville - it's not permanent.

    Jonathan: Something must be wrong if (Clark) just stuck his head in the refrigerator and didn't eat the last piece of cherry pie.

    Chloe: Most men are from Mars, Clark, but you're from some distant galaxy that I've never even heard of.

    Jonathan: How did you find this dog?
    Lois: Well, actually, I hit him.
    Clark: With your car?!?
    Lois: No, with my fist.

    these are some of the funny quotes i remember (:

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    hunter_blake05

    [28]Mar 2, 2008
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    this was my most favorite qoutes

    "youre worried ill discover the darkness you concealing, dont let it over power the goodness you must fight it" -lara

    "the real battle was accepting myself" - chloe

    "sometimes we protect some people we love so we kept secret" - clark

    "how do you comeback if you feel youre at the point of no return" - lana
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    theredrobin

    [29]Mar 3, 2008
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    It's more five dialogues than individual quotes, but yeah...

    Lois: (about Oliver) There are parts of him you've never seen.

    Clark: That's a given.

    ---

    Oliver: Lois?

    Lois: Oh, don't even think of looking at me now. So, in all those nights together, somewhere between brushing teeth and spooning in the sheets, you didn't think that it might be a good time to mention that you prowl the streets with green leather and a compound bow?

    Oliver: Well, I don't usually bring the compound bow.

    Lois: Oh, so now he's a funny hero. I can't believe you didn't tell me that you were Green Arrow!

    Oliver: Hard to imagine why when you're taking it so well.

    *****

    Lois: We've all done things we're not proud of. I just wish that Oliver didn't feel like he had to hide it from me.

    Clark: You know, sometimes in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets.

    Lois: That is... totally retarded

    *****

    Clark: I'll have a Coke. Straight up, on the rocks.

    ---

    Lois: Clark, look, I'm not great at this, so just keep your mouth shut and listen up. Even though I was kicking butt on the helicopter, it was really nice to have backup. And you didn't have to come after me, but you always do. So I wanted to say thank you. You're a really good friend. Oh, and about the lap dance. If you decide to tell anyone about it, your Elmer Fudd nightlight will make a very public appearance.

    Clark: Aye-Aye... sailor.

    *****

    Clark: She said she hit you full on and you're not even hurt. How'd you manage that?

    Victor: Milk. Does a body good.

    *****

    Clark: But now I have my abilities, it's like our... sex... life has been on hiatus.

    Chloe: Oh. I know I'm gonna regret asking this question, but why?

    Clark: It takes some time for me to adjust my abilities to new situations.

    Chloe: Wow. Uh, awkward factor 8. So basically what you're saying is that you're afraid that in the heat of the moment you might... please don't make me finish this sentence, Clark.

    Clark: Well, you see, that's the thing. I'm not sure what would happen. I mean if I couldn't control myself...

    Chloe: Okay, you know, Clark, right there that's something that can't never be unseen.

    Clark: It's not funny.

    Chloe: No, you're right, it's not. It's just that this conversation definitely cements me as your Krypto-hag.

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    LuciaHernnd

    [30]Sep 16, 2010
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    My favorites are:



    1. Lois: It's ok, I understand...why should i think im special?


    Clark: No Lois, you don't understand...it's because you ARE special.



    2.Clark: what if my soulmate comes along and i'm too blind to see it?


    Lois: I think that when the right girl comes into your life...you'll know



    3. Clark: there are times i don't think you know me at all...and others when i think you know me, better than anyone...


    Lois: that's what I'm here smallville...one save at a time.



    And a bonus, one of my fav quotes (not from smallville but GREEK, another good tv show):


    Cappie: If it's meant to be...eventually it will be



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    lenzinoH20

    [31]Sep 19, 2010
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    Leech (Season 1, Episode 12)


    Victoria: "We could have been great together."


    Lex: "I plan on being great all by myself."


    Rosetta (Season 2, Episode 17)


    Dr. Swann [to Clark]: "You won't find the answers you are looking for by looking toward the stars, it's a journey you'll have to take by looking inside yourself."


    Talisman (Season 3, Episode 20)


    Jonathan Kent [to Clark]: "You could be the world's greatest hero or it's most mild mannered citizen, but the onlyperson who can write your story is you."


    Forsaken (Season 3, Episode 21)


    Lionel [to Lex]: "Remember son, Judas hung himself with his own rope."


    Salvation (Season 9, Episode 21)


    Clark Kent: This is the only peaceful way to eliminate the threat. Without a war, a war that no one will win... once the Kandorians are gone, there will be other threats to mankind. The world will need you. You'll have to work together to become the team that you were meant to be. I once believed that my destiny was here on Earth, but now you need to accept that destiny for me.

    Edited on 09/19/2010 6:30pm
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    vdgmsrck

    [32]Oct 16, 2010
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    Season 3 Episode 18 Truth
    Clark: Since Pete's supplying the big screen, I've got dinner.
    Chloe: What? Clark Kent in the kitchen? (makes a face). What's on the menu?
    Pete: Clark's going to run to Metropolis to get us some Shark Dogs from the stadium.
    Chloe: Wha? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa -- back up. You mean to tell me that Clark is driving six hours to pick up a couple of hot dogs?
    Pete: Well, when Clark goes supersonic, he can make the round trip in ten minutes,
    Clark: He's kidding.
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    friendserking

    [33]Oct 16, 2010
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    the man or superman quote is pretty good by Lana. It was nice to see that flashback clip in last nights 200th episode.

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    Haloprogram

    [34]Jun 3, 2011
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    Victoria: "It was business"
    Lex: "You call sleeping with me business... I hate to think what that makes you"
    *slap*

    I remember me and my friends screamed OWNED and laughed our asses off haha great line there but yeah this show has alot of them and most of e'm already covered so I just brought this one out

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    ognen

    [35]Aug 6, 2011
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    It's a complicated world, Clark. Only the naive view it in black and white. ~ Lex Luthor
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    Loralee_jk

    [36]Aug 15, 2011
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    Will you marry me?


    (both times)


    Lois wedding vows

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    Swordsman83

    [37]Feb 15, 2012
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    I don't have time for 20 questions.
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    Loralee_jk

    [38]Mar 17, 2012
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    I am the villian of the story!!



    & Clarks speach to his dad on by he should play football & he knoes etc all b4 the big game

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