A new teacher at Smallville has powers to influence the behavior of others, including Lex, to whom she's being married, and Clark. Meanwhile, a new power manifests in Clark's life, and it's not under control.moreless
8.0
"Great"
This episode has zero continuity with last week's cliffhanger resolution season opener, so it's a little jarring to the senses. Only Chloe's disappointment with Clark is carried over from "Vortex," although there's some mention of cleaning up the town in the aftermath of the tornadoes. But it's a different screenwriter, and a stand-alone episode for this week.
Lana and Clark make a video greeting for Whitney, already overseas with the Marines, and Chloe is back from an internship at the DP in Metropolis. While Clark is glad to see her, she obviously wishes he had more on his mind than a continued friendship. Their new chem. teacher is hot in more ways than one, and shows the class an ancient 16mm movie, with sound even, on reproductive habits in the animal kingdom. While staring at her, Clark suddenly manifests some eye beams, igniting that old movie screen, and causing an evacuation.
Lex roars up to the high school; he's traded in that old clunky Mercedes convertible for another silver car - a Lamborghini Diablo, lucky guy. Turns out the barely-dressed biology teacher is Lex's fiance, Desiree Atkins. Surely she isn't even meeting the school dress code herself. And the wedding is that night, with Clark suddenly enlisted as the best man.
Hmmmm, Desiree's kisses are supercharged, giving her some control over the recipient. At home, Clark tells the family about starting the fire with his vision. Hormonal connection?
The set decoration team put on a nice spread for the wedding, and the bride is rather stunning, as is Chloe. She claims to be fine with the decision to be just friends with Clark. Lex explains how rapidly the romance started with Desiree, and urges Clark to go with his feelings - and his eyes meet Lana's.
Later at the Talon, Clark admits to Lana that he's keeping an eye on her, but hey, wait, not that way. She misses Whitney too, but a long-distance relationship is difficult. Another surge - this one Lana-induced, and Clark's eyes set the Talon on fire. Clark finally isolates himself at the barn, as he explains the latest fire to Jonathan, who usually tries some training in self-control when a new power manifests in Clark's life. The most amusing scene has Clark heating up the Jiffy-pop until it explodes. With some guidance from Jonathan, he gradually gains control of the heat-vision.
Desiree is an unwelcome visitor to Clark at the barn, provocative as all get out. Wait, teacher-student romance is surely grounds for a long prison term, and who's the minor here? Time to superspeed away, Clark, but she gets her force going first. Does it affect Clark? Apparently not, and Clark rejects her, so she quickly feigns an apology and leaves.
Chloe discovers Ms. Atkins/Mrs. Luthor has an alias - and Clark tells an incredulous Chloe about the near-seduction. But she agrees to keep digging into Desiree's past. "Where there's smoke there's fire, excuse the aphorism," she tells Clark, who goes to see Lex. But Desiree already has Lex believing that Clark came on to her, and Lex doesn't believe anything negative about his new wife. She admits to Lex that she changed her name, and her power over him is intact. Meteor powers?
Chloe admits to Lana she indulged her feelings about Clark, and got herself hurt. Lex shows up with bad news, he's buying out Lana, giving her 24 hours to vacate the Talon. Of course we can see he's under some strange Desiree-power. She's in a total snit, telling Clark she's being evicted, and Clark catches up with Desiree in the school hallway. She warns Clark that she can control Lex completely, but Clark isn't having it.
Next she blows up a perfectly good red Chrysler LeBaron coupe - good pyrotechnics by the special effects crew. Clark has to tell Martha and Jonathan about the near-seduction, when Sheriff Ethan drops in to take Clark into custody for the car fire, at the behest of Desiree. Martha talks sense to Lex, but he's under a spell. Ms. O'Toole gets excellent dialog, and delivers it expertly as always. Then Jonathan is the next target as he foolishly stops at the Luthor mansion to confront Desiree about her perjury. Of course she gives him the pheromone breath, and he's hooked. She has a little task for him, something really evil, no doubt.
Chloe and Lana visit Clark in jail, sharing more history about Desiree and her meteor-enhanced pheromones, her previous marriage, and her obvious need for lots of cash. They leave, and Clark sees an opportunity to escape - starting an electrical fire and getting Sheriff Ethan to release him...and he's gone fast.
Lex is finally beginning to suspect his own actions, confronting Desiree about his last will and testament, through which she says she will own everything. Was she planning to kill him? No, as she opens the door - Jonathan and his rifle are planning to kill him. Clark arrives before the second shot, and uses his new heat-vision to melt the round halfway to target. Desiree throws some flammable liquid on Lex, and ignites it, forcing Clark to save him, too.
So Desiree is in jail somewhere, Clark is off the hook with a warning after saving the life of Lex, and things are about back to normal. Later, Lex is quite apologetic to Clark, and the divorce from Desiree will be filed soon. Still, he advises Clark not to wait too long for Lana to resolve her feelings for Whitney.
So he stops to see her while repairs to the Talon are underway. Lana wonders more about how Clark was involved in three fires, and Clark has to practice benign deception yet again. Lana pointedly asks about relationships built on secrecy and lies - and Clark can't deal with this reality, so instead of helping, he backs out and leaves. Finally, Lana prepares to end it with Whitney via video message...or does she?
"Heat" has some good performances, especially by Ms. Mack and Ms. O'Toole. The antagonist is here today, gone tomorrow, so there's no long-term relationship changes to keep track of. Lana and Clark continue keeping their distances, so everything is routine Smallville, except Clark's acquisition of a new superpower, so it's worth seeing again. Re-run rating B-.moreless