Clark Kent/Kal-El of Krypton
Oliver Queen/Green Arrow
Clark tells alt-Oliver that the alt-Clark will appear in Watchtower. However, there's no way he can know that, or any reason he should assume that. Earlier, when they switched places, Clark was beneath Metropolis at Cadmus, while alt-Clark was at Luthor Manor in his bedroom.
Newspaper Vendor: Uh, don't I know you from somewhere?
Lionel: I don't think so. I'm from out of town. Unexpected visit. But I guess I'm back in the nick of time. Wouldn't want to miss how it all turns out.
Tess: (answering telephone) Clark, calling another woman at this hour. What will the industrious Lois Lane think?
Tess: But you're assuming that he's a threat just because he's a Luthor. Whatever happened to everyone deserving a second chance?
Clark: Luthor blood is Luthor blood. It's poison.
Lionel: Ah, now is the time for an apposite quote from one of my favorites, Marcus Aurelius. "When you arise in the morning, think what a privilege it is to be alive. To breathe, to enjoy, to love, to think."
Lionel: Dress yourself. We Luthor men must seize our day. You only live once... Son.
Lionel: The heart... it'll blind you, Son. You want to be your own man. That's natural. But remember, Clark, I am your father, and I alone raised you in my own image to become the man that you are today.
Tess: Lionel Luthor has been dead for years. Lex killed him.
Clark-L: I guess Lex did something right in this place. Gotta tell you, Sis, this alternate Earth, it's a blast. Doesn't feel right, though. Not having blood on my hands before lunch.
Tess: Well, that's the great thing about us being on our own, now. So you can have lunch whenever you want.
Clark-L: And what if I was hungry now?
alt-Tess: I love him. Like you never will.
Lionel: Of course you love him. It's no mystery. Clark is a god among men. Though how he could love you, a consummate disappointment, is beyond me. You're nothing but trouble, Tess. You're corrupting him.
alt-Tess: You take a good long look in the mirror at the person who's responsible for corrupting Clark.
Lionel: I have worked too long and too hard to let you, a little half-bred tramp with a Magdalene complex, ruin everything. (Tess slaps him) You just made this a lot easier.
alt-Tess: Why couldn't you ever love me the way that you loved Clark?
Lionel: Simply put, sweetheart, you're just not special enough.
Lionel: Do you remember Lear, son? Shakespeare, King Lear. Wanted to abdicate, retire. Lear had three children. He tells them he will divide his kingdom between them, giving the largest portion to the one who loves him most. Two of the children declare their lavish devotion. The youngest, his favorite, is blunt and plainspoken... stop me if you know where this is going.
Clark: He disowned the child who loved him all along.
Lionel: Big mistake. So, it's just you and your sister now. There's certainly no getting Lex back. You saw to that.
Clark: I killed Lex.
Clark: Lois. Where I'm from, Lois Lane, you and I, we're allies. You always have my back. How else would I know that you're brave and loyal, and a force of nature.
alt-Lois: Anybody could have told you that about me.
Clark: Lois. Look, you misspell words. Simple words, at an alarmingly frequent basis. And you can never admit when I'm right, even when I call you on it.
alt-Lois: Why would I?
Clark: Lois. And you can always tell when I'm lying. You can see right through me, straight to my soul. To my heart. Lois, there's got to be a part of you that knows that I'm telling the truth.
alt-Lois: Who are you?
Clark: Lois. My name is Clark Kent, and I promise, Lois, I will never let this happen to us. I can't live in a world where you don't love me.
alt-Oliver: So Clark Luthor is the mysterious Ultra-Man of Metropolis. That name sucks, by the way. Did it look good on paper?
Lionel: We are long, long overdue for a father-son talk.
Clark: I'm not your son.
Lionel: Well, you never were, were you? I made your destiny. Your future, our future, my whole preoccupation. For god's sake, Clark, I let you kill Lex. Your own brother. My son.
Clark: Wasn't me.
Lionel: I've been afraid of you, Clark. Of your power. You know, you may want to use that box and escape from here. But the truth is that I'm the one who has been a prisoner all this time.
Clark: Let me use the mirror box, I'll go away. You'll never have to worry about me again.
Lionel: Not worry about you? That's all I've ever done. Worry about you! I have sacrificed everything for your sake. I failed you, Clark, because no true son of mine, no true Luthor would have let me live this long.
Lois: I swear, the number of times I've signed one of those. Lucky for us, the Planet's got great coverage. Lucky for me, anyway. I bet your deductible's through the roof.
Clark: Something like that.
Lois: What are these for?
Clark: Nothing says "Sorry, my doppelganger from a parallel Earth tried to kill you" like flowers.
Lois: Think there's a card for that now.
Clark: Store was out.
Sweden: May 27, 2011 on TV6
UK: August 9, 2011 on E4/E4 HD
Norway: October 8, 2011 on Max
Turkey: November 27, 2011 on CNBC-e
Clark Luthor mentions gold kryptonite when explaining his L-shaped scar to Tess. This is the first mention of gold kryptonite on Smallville. In the comics, gold kryptonite originally could steal a Kryptonian's powers permanently, forever leaving them like a human. Recently, gold K has been shown to have only a temporary effect, much like blue kryptonite on Smallville.
John Glover is billed as Special Guest Star.
Injoke: Lois's comment about an "Earth-Two Lois" refers to the concept of parallel universes, first referenced in Flash #123 (1961). Earth-Two was a parallel universe where the Golden Age DC heroes of the Justice Society had their World War II adventures, and mostly survived to the present day as elder superheroes. Later, the parallel universes were eliminated from existence, and Earth was nicknamed "Earth-Two" by the heroic Lex Luthor of the anti-matter universe (see below). Later, when the multiverse was split into 52 separate parallel universes, Earth-Two was recreated.
Injoke: In the comics, Ultraman is the anti-matter version of Superman, an astronaut who was transformed by aliens. He has the powers of Superman, and either gains additional powers from exposure to kryptonite, or uses kryptonite to recharge his powers in later years. Ultraman is a member of the Crime Syndicate of Amerika, a group of other "alternate" evil versions of the well-known superheroes.
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