Lois gets drunk, bashes a masher, and gets arrested. Clark tries out for the Met. U. football team, learning how the world of big money sports corrupts everything. Lana learns from Lex that Jason may be hiding secrets from her.moreless
6.5
"Fair"
After last week's appearance of a more mature and admirable Lois, we could expect the trend to continue, but this story starts with a pile of wasted college students engaging in a drinking contest with her, and of course tough-gal Lois can drink anyone under the table. Binge drinking can be so much fun, the producers seem to be saying. This is another variation of their glorify-it-then-condemn-it story philosophy. And last week Lois was ridiculing the fratboys for having a puking contest. A loaded stud named Coop follows her out to the street to make a pass, so she summarily lays him out with a karate kick to the midsection and wanders back to her place in her pajamas. A disappointing beginning to what should be a good followup to Clark's grief and Chloe's discovery in "Pariah."
Next morning, the police Lois arrest for assault - Coop is paralyzed. It's going to be tough to make something interesting out of this start. And everything from last week has been forgotten - this week it's all about football again, as Clark wants to try out for the Met. U. team. Bulldogs player Geoff shows up to take Clark to the tryouts, but we first have to listen to a ponderous script about their football exploits by means of contrived dialog, the writers thinking we'll be impressed by pumping them up through sports statistics.
Lois makes bail with her credit card, while Chloe heads to the Met. U. financial aid office. Lois doesn't believe Coop could have suffered paralysis with just knocking the wind out of him. At least Chloe doesn't let on about what she knows about Clark, so a bit of continuity is a relief.
Jason meets Lex about the job offer - but Jason refuses to get involved if Lex is attempting to break him away from Lana. Lex continues to emphasize the threat posed by Genevieve. Lex cites the many childhood trips she took with Jason, investigating Countess Isabel Thoreau, who possessed Lana - and finally he begins to believe Lex. Lex wants to know how those trips were connected to the mysterious Thoreau. Will Jason do it? Leave that question unanswered for the moment.
Lois and Chloe slip into Coop's hospital room - he's unresponsive. They try to learn about his friends - flowers are from his girlfriend Monique. Meanwhile, Clark rides to the recruit ceremony in Geoff's Escalade, a $50k vehicle for a football player? Geoff talks about certain alumni loaning rides to college players, explaining to Clark, "You have to be a hero out there." The team and boosters roll out the red carpet to Clark, and we see him as a bit of a pushover, with stars in his eyes. He's soon up to his eyeballs in coeds eager to ingratiate themselves with him, who plays the innocent. Naive Clark is soon in a bedroom with them, but before they pounce on him, he x-rays someone in the closet - it's Lois, who has found Monique, and details about Coop meeting a reporter, according to Monique's diary.
Geoff comes to see Coop in the hospital; something is starting to wear off, so he was drugged. With another touch, Geoff paralyzes Coop even more, and Geoff smothers him on the spot to prevent him from exposing Geoff's secret ability. Clark and Lois meet up with Geoff, he reports that Cooper is dead, really bad news for Lois, as she now faces a manslaughter charge. They know Cooper was going to the newspaper about something related to the football team. Clark is now is a dilemma between his desire to be a team player, and supporting the investigation by Lois.
Lana is angry at Jason for going to work for Lex, fearing more lies and deception. Jason reassures her that he won't let it break them up, and the position Lex offered will allow him to learn more about Lex. Lana blows in to the mansion to confront Lex, but he claims to be on her side. She wants the truth - Lex contends she won't like the truth. Lex is more mature, always in control of himself despite such accusations, but he won't tell her anything.
At a requiem held for Coop at the Bulldog's stadium (BC Place Stadium in Vancouver), there's more illegal drinking by the underage team, but Clark does not partake. He overhears Geoff with another student who expects a payoff, and detects Geoff's power to paralyze. Clark now suspects Geoff has a meteor power. When Lois tries to collar Geoff's victim, she's overheard by Geoff, who gives her a quick case of paralysis, drags her into his SUV, and departs the scene. When Chloe returns, Lois is gone. She and Clark concoct the most complicated method possible to track Geoff - get a passcode from the dealer that supplied the vehicle, hack into the TripStar system, locate the vehicle using it's GPS signal, and voila! Perform the rescue. Shouldn't take more than half a day. Script guidelines apparently mandate a hacking session for Chloe in every episode in which she appears, whether it's plausible or not.
Geoff, meanwhile, takes Lois to an underground utility tunnel for unknown reasons, but all Lois can do is move her eyes, as Geoff prepares to kill her. An overly elaborate method of committing murder has Geoff knowing that he can flood the chamber and drown Lois. Plot gimmicks have really loaded down this episode, for no apparent reason other than to add complexity.
Chloe drops some hints to Clark that she knows something about him, but he doesn't react. Finally, the TripStar system operator gives Clark and address for the vehicle, so he speeds out before Chloe can even move. Just as Geoff is leaving the scene of the upcoming crime, Clark arrives, but Geoff's paralysis parlor trick won't work on Clark. Geoff makes a complete confession, just falling apart in the face of Clark's anger. In a moment, he pulls Lois free of a watery grave.
Lois is released from the hospital, Clark tells Martha and Jonathan. He now sees that he would have to have to lie and falsify documents to protect his secret, so he's decided to drop out of the football scholarship. Martha and Jonathan assure him of college help somehow, despite the family's financial crisis.
One more update on Lex and Lana - he shows her a photo of Jason with Genevieve in Paris the day before Lana met him. Jason grew up while Genevieve was researching Isabelle and he was aware of the Countess story since he was a child. This sounds like a terrible betrayal to Lana, as Lex asks her how well she really knows Jason Teague.
Lois comes back to the farm to thank Clark for saving her life, as he asks with some humor, "Who would have thought I'd be relieved to hear your voice?" She explains she's out of the university, busted for the booze. With no place to live, she babbles about sleeping in her car and playing the hobo lifestyle, but finally Clark extends an invite to stay with the Kents. Zow, she's off to the shower, assuring him it won't last more than 30 minutes. Cute scene, but what a manipulator. "What just happened?" the bamboozled Clark asks himself.
Chloe happily tells Clark she got her financial aid for Met. U., obviously looking forward to seeing him there. He drops the news - he's not going. But she's proud of him - and as Clark points out that she's been saying a lot of wierd things about him being destined for greater things, she says it's just a hunch, but we see in her eyes and voice how much she now knows about him. She's almost eager to let him know that she knows, but not yet.
In the final scene inside the stadium, we're supposed to feel Clark's anguish as he massages his painful memory of what might have been, and he slowly walks out of that empty place. Unless you're a big football fan, this whole end-of-the-world-if-you-don't-play-football scene falls flat, like much of this episode. Keeping up with the Jason-Genevieve-Lex-Lana connection is worth the effort, but even this story line is likely to be about two episodes in total length - it's just stretched out by being shown in snippets, about two cuts per week. "Recruit" is unfortunately about another trivial threat to Clark and company, and a trivial search-and-rescue plot for the Clark-Lois-Chloe team. Recommended for repeat viewing only if you forgot some of the background on the developing Lana-Jason thing. Re-run rating C-.moreless