In the aftermath of world-wide destruction, Lex is captured and tortured for the truth about his superpowers as Zod, while Clark tries yet again to help him, becoming aware of another super-power.moreless
8.5
"Great"
After the earth-shattering events of the Zod invasion last week, we should expect a more serene, back-to-earth episode. Can't maintain that intense level of drama every week! Clark has been moonlighting cleaning up the destruction in Metropolis, while still doing the chores at the farm. Martha notices he looking fatigued; he brushes that off. While pounding 10p nails into stairsteps with his bare hand, he's perspiring, then suffers a huge sneeze! The force blows out the barn door, sending parts flying down the road and crashing next to Lois as she's out jogging. Nicely done start, and amusing, too.
Even Lex is back in form, tooling alongside the Vancouver Skytrain line in his Mercedes SL 500, top down, and a spiffy-looking Lana by his side. No "Zod" hangover for either? He's offered her a room at the mansion until the next semester. Lex thinks he spots a vehicle following them, so something will happen there.
Back at the farm, Martha is tending to Clark, no fever, but he's coming down with something. Perky Lois blows in to reports the flying barn door, then quickly offers to help Clark's malaise with honey and cayenne pepper - when she spots the missing door from the barn. Clark feigns ignorance, too.
Lex is with a Mr. Pontius, discussing the (product placement) Range Rover which was following Lex and Lana. Lana is moving in, concerned about the heavy security at the mansion. Lex explains that Pontius is a private investigator, and instructs her to call him, not the police, since he's pretty paranoid about having been seen in Metropolis in his incarnation as Zod. We see by Chloe's paper that Lex has donated millions to rebuild Metropolis after the disaster of "Dark Thursday," but Clark is more interested in announcing to Chloe that he sneezed; she's not impressed. But she is when he does it again in the DP office, creating a whirlwind of flying papers. Chloe calls him a "walking air cannon." Clark is afraid Lois won't stop digging on the barn door incident "until she hits China." Good, a little more sense of humor for Clark.
That evening, Lex walks in on Lionel, suspicious that Lionel's the one having him followed. Accusation and denial is a staple of this unhappy couple. Lex has forgotten the entire day he passed as Zod; Lionel thinks someone may have seen Lex committing those acts of destruction. Leaving the building via elevator, Lex is gassed, masked intruders drop in, and we have another abduction.
Clark is taking remedies at home; Martha wants him to stay off the chores and rest - good motherly chicken-soup-type advice. Lionel arrives to report Lex is gone, and he's concerned that Lex might remember his encounter with Clark. He asks Clark to find Lex; Clark is motivated.
Lex is tied down in a lab with a couple bad guys, who knew of his exploits with superhuman powers - they saw him invading the Pentagon as Zod, and intend to discover what Lex can do, threatening him with a gun. One claims that Pontius already has taken a bullet, then the two captors argue; one is going rogue from whoever hired them, and going overboard on the tough guy act. Calm and quiet is more sinister. Experiment #1 - he fires a shot into Lex's shoulder, ow, that hurt. No superpowers evident.
Lois brings Chloe via her Ford Fusion to the barn door out in the field; Chloe tries a "microburst" story to cover up Clark's involvement. Later, Lois gives Chloe a news report "Wild Wheather Hits Freakville," and a reference to a "tornadoe." We'd like to think Lois is more brilliant than this rough draft indicates. As Chloe needles her for her spelling lapses, she heads out to offer her story elsewhere. Does this start her tabloid days?
Clark bursts in on Lana at the mansion, he says Lex is missing, and in response to Clark's demand to know why she's there, she replies that she's living there. In a nice bit of continuity, her right palm is still taped from last week's injury by Zod. She asks Clark how he knew of the Zod transformation before anyone else - good question, but he won't say, and she lets him out. "Don't pretend you're doing it for him," (Lex), she says in anger. Lana decides to call Pontius, a conversation Clark hears. No answer, but Clark hears the name. Lana starts searching everything, finding a remote for a drop-down survellance video system with scenes from her chamber, and video of Lex and Pontius talking about the car shadowing Lex. And an address of an abandoned warehouse.
Lex's captors press him for information about his powers. Lex says a being from another dimension took control of him, and when he left the powers went with him. Gee, some people don't accept the truth. So Lex makes up a serum story; it's on the 33rd floor of Luthorcorp, code Julian 452, and the captors buy it - one leaves.
Lionel steps right into Oliver Queen's loft - no security there, either. They have history from Lex's days in boarding school. Lionel suspects Oliver of involvement in Lex's disappearance; Oliver denies it, but Lionel threatens him. Lionel always acts menacing, but I believe he is still trying to protect Lex and protect the world from Lex.
Chloe hears from Clark about his visit with Lana, Clark lamenting that he and Lana don't even know each other any more. They find an address for Pontius and head there, while Clark is still sneezing but avoiding major collateral damage. Lana reaches the warehouse Pontius referred to on the video, but again she has no backup or plan, and is easily taken captive by the thugs herself. In the old days (last season) she would have had Clark involved.
Meanwhile Chloe and Clark break into the office of Pontius, where Clark x-rays a hidden door, but his fatigue overcomes his strength in peeling off steel panels. Ingenious Chloe suggests a sneeze. "That's a steel door, not a birthday cake," Clark replies, but here goes. So in super-slo-mo, he inhales and blows the bejeebers out of the door. Another superpower has been acquired. They find a lead to the warehouse, and Clark zips off, leaving Chloe holding the bag again.
The bad guys bring Lana in with Lex, now they have bargaining power. One has already returned from 33, with some type of fluid in a syringe. Lex manages to head butt one of his captors, Lana grabs the gun and frees him, Lex injects the syringe in bad guy. With a few random gunshots, the lab's on fire immediately; Lex and Lana are trapped in a chain-link cage. The fire is extinguished with a strong blast of wind, that's all Clark can manage.
After all the rescues are done, Clark and Chloe are heading to a lake picnic - Chloe brought a red kite in a familiar S-shape, clever little side joke. Lois joins them; she has her first lead story in the Inquisitor, a local tabloid. Rain may spoil the picnic - but Clark's superbreath has some practical applications, like clearing the low overcast into a sunny day.
Lana and Lex have words over the surveillance video - he promises to remove the units from her room immediately, the others stay.
An unsettling revelation - one of Lex's kidnappers is working for Oliver, and informs him that whatever powers Lex had are gone. How did Oliver know Lex was behind the destruction? We heard earlier that only the Queen Industry's satellite was operational during Dark Thursday, giving Oliver a view of the Pentagon ransacking by Zod. So Lionel was right, and Oliver was lying about his involvement. Final instructions from Oliver - find the other one with abilities who saved Lex and Lana.
"Sneeze" is a good, solid Smallville story, with more good acting, and some fun scenes with Chloe and Clark. Well worth a few repeats. Re-run rating B.moreless