Smart Guy Season 1 Episode 6

Marcus: You got a job?
Yvette: I have a pre-executive position removing the biproducts from poultry at the Cluck Bucket family restaurant.
Marcus: You're yanking the gushy stuff out of chickens?

Travis' dad: You know Travis wrote his first sonata at the age of seven
Amy's mom: Amy was a published author at six.
(all look to Floyd)
Floyd: T.J. actually has a life.

Floyd: How're you feeling?
T.J.: Like that Nazi in Indiana Jones right before his head exploded.

Yvette: Oh speaking of Craig, I just saw a garbage truck hauling a dumpster down the street with your new bike dragging behind it.
Marcus: My bike!? That thing cost me seventeen hundred dollars!
Floyd: Cost! I thought you said this was just a test drive
Marcus: No I bought it.
Floyd: With what?
Marcus: T.J. said he was gonna give me some of his prize money. Which he's not winning right now because he's too hopped on up on coffee and candy to remember any of the answers. And I just told you way too much, didn't I?
Yvette: I'll go get some chalk... for your body outline.

Floyd: (To TJ) Your job is to be running around in your underwear with a Batman Cape.

Floyd: Have a heart, the kid's exhausted.
TV Host: TV doesn't have a heart, only contracts.

Floyd: Looks like we're going to have to buy that economy sized warehouse ketchup.
T.J.: But that stuff's so big, I can't even lift it!
Floyd: That's life, son, when your belt gets tighter, the ketchup gets bigger.

TJ: Oh look....there's a bed in the air...(falls over)