Snooper: Have you seen a couple of kids? We're a couple of detectives.
Witch: Detectives? There's nobody here but me and Marvin.
Witch: My pet gorilla.
Snooper: (to Blabber) Obviously the old gal is trying to frighten us, Blab.
Blabber: She ain't doin' too bad, either.
Snooper: Come now, lady. We know there's no gorilla. (a gorilla pops out of the door and growls at them and goes back inside) It...Uh...Kind of looked like a gorilla. (the gorilla pops out the door again and pounds Snooper in the head and goes back inside) It even felt like a gorilla.
Blabber: What do we do now, Chief?
Snooper: Elementary, me dear Blabber Mouse...We run!!
Witch: (puts Hansel and Gretel in a roasting pot on wheels and kicks it to the oven) Bon voyage, my blue plate specials!
Hansel: (about the witch) She's fibbin' your Honor. She tried to make a shmorgasboy out of me!
Gretel: And a witch sandwich outta me!
Hansel: (to the witch) Ah, your mother rides a vacuum cleaner.
Witch: Your Honor, I'm just an old fashioned witch. I'm still driving my 1937 broom.