I tried many things to make this show better. Here are some examples:
*Stabbed my feet with needles.
*Ripped out my finger nails with my teeth.
*Shoved a spoon down my throat.
*Imagined Tori's voice was replaced with Astro's voice.
*Poured honey on my body and then released the red ants.
*Burned my nose hair with a hot ice pick.
*Whacked my hand with a hammer over and over again until I went blind.
*Spent my time dreaming of Jeanie.
*Putting my face on a George Forman Grill.
*Putting one of those strange sand beetle things from Star Trek 2 in my ear. (Let me tell those are hard to find)
Of all these, the only thing that helped make the show better was unplugging the TV. Go figure.
P.S I don't like this show.