Narrator: (Opening Narration) In the Last episode of Soap, Chief Tinkler informed the Tates and the Campbells that they are all suspects in the murder of Peter Campbell, the tennis pro, because all of them had a motive and most of them don't have and alibi. Chester, who knew Jessica had had an affair but didn't know who she had an affair with, found out her affair had been with Peter. Of course, before his death. Confused? You wont be after this week's episode of Soap. We begin this week's episode of Soap shortly after Chief Tinkler has left the stunned families.
Narrator: (Closing Narration) Will Chester and Jessica really stop fooling around with other people and actually fool around with each other? Will Mrs McCallum find out her husband is giving more than just an interview to Eunice? Will the airlines increase the size of their bathrooms to accommodate larger parties? Will Corrine be jailed, tried and convicted for the murder of Peter? Will the Tates ever invite Chief Tinkler to a roast beef dinner again? These questions and many others will be answered on next week's episode of Soap.
Chester: I am so sick of this murder.
Jessica: Well you can imagine how Peter must have felt.
Jessica: I don't see what eh big deal is. I mean, I told you I had had an affair. I mean you did know about it.
Chester: But I didn't know who, Jessica. I didn't know who you were having your affair with.
Jessica: Well I should think it would come as a relief.
Chester: A relief?
Jessica: Yes. Doesn't it make you feel better to know I had an affair with someone who's dead? I mean someone who's dead now.
Benson: You want me to get that?
Jessica: Would you mind?
(The Tates are speculating as to who killed Peter)
Corrine: Maybe it was Jodie.
Eunice: Jodie? Please, the man couldn't even kill himself.
Chester: Nobody killed anybody.
Benson: Oh yeah? Somebody better tell Peter. They buried him the other day.