Jessica: (to Mr. Mallu) I'm afraid you'll have to cancel court this morning. I have to take Billy to the pediatrician.
Mr. Mallu: Mrs. Tate, think. Think. Who might the surprise witness be?
Jessica: Oh Mr. Mallu, if I thought of it, it would ruin Mr. Franklin's surprise.
Tim: I need to talk to you, Ma.
Flo: Yeah, sure.
Tim: I've got a problem.
Flo: People come to priests for their problems and look a priest comes to his mother.
Mary: (about Burt) No, he didn't and now look what's happened. He's run away and God knows where he is.
Bob: It makes it hard to sleep at night knowing lunatics just come and go as they please around here.
Mr. Franklin: How did you know Peter Campbell?
Mrs. Fine: Lying down.
Danny: (to Jodie) You're going away for the weekend to the beach with a girl?
Bob: Wonderful. I hope she takes a book to read.
Mary: What if he never comes home?
Bob: Drinks are on me.
Mary: Burt's missing. They checked all the rooms at bedtime, and he wasn't there.
Bob: He never was, if you know what I mean.