El Puerco: Buenas noches. [Good evening.]
Jessica: De nada. [You're welcome.]
Chester: Saunders, why are you using our good china at an outdoor barbecue?
Saunders: Because you can't afford paper plates.
Danny: (pretending to be Japanese) Toyota. Kawasaki. Canon AE-1.
Announcer: Now that Danny has found a hooker who will testify against Tibbs, will she be afraid to open her mouth?
Burt: (to Danny, in his silly disguise) I can't believe that you drove around in the patrol car dressed like Jerry Lewis.
Danny: I didn't drive it, Burt. I rode in the backseat. Chuck and Bob drove.
Burt: Oh, that's much better.
This is Jesse Wells first appearance as Gwen .