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Corinne's new baby keeps everybody awake. Jessica tells Mary about her date with Donohue. Burt learns that Inga Swenson is behind Sally's treachery. Danny meets Alice, his first lesbian. Jessica decides to have an affair with Detective Donohue, who proposes to her. Then, Chester returns home.
Chester reacclimates himself to life in the Tate household.Jessica tells Chester and Donohue that she's torn between them. Jodie brings Alice home to meet the Campbells. Corinne tracks down Tim in his cave to tell him his son is possessed by the devil. Danny gets a lead on Elaine's killers. Burt tags along with Danny and spots a UFO.
No one believes Burt saw a UFO. Benson visits Billy at the Sunnies'. Jessica apologizes to Donohue for taking so long to decide between him and Chester. Jodie and Alice go on a "date." Tim returns home to take on the Devil.
The Campbells scramble to raise Elaine's ransom. Jessica hires Detective Donohue to find Chester. Corinne learns that her pregnancy is much further along than she can explain. Carol has pre-wedding jitters. Dennis makes a last-ditch effort to win back Jodie. Burt and Danny negotiate with the kidnappers.
Jessica hosts a memorial service for Chester. Sally tells Mary that Burt is having an affair with both her and an eighteen-year-old girl. Jodie tracks down Carol in Texas. Carol tells Jodie that she doesn't want him to be the father of her baby. Chester remembers that his name is Lester Pate - or something like that.moreless
Jessica leads the family in the exorcism on Corrine's baby. Corinne believes that the baby is possessed because of her promiscuous past. Jessica calls Chester and Donohue together to deliver her decision.Jodie and Alice grow closer. Danny finds himself in danger. Billy is taken hostage by the Sunnies. Burt is abducted by aliens.moreless
Jessica and Donohue agonize about the future of their relationship. Jessica tells Chester about her affair with Donohue. Billy runs into a former classmate who has joined a religious cult. Eunice visits Dutch in prison. Danny and Jodie engineer a reconciliation between Burt and Mary. Sally confesses to Mary that she lied about Burt's affairs. Something strange is going on in the Tate nursery.moreless
Corinne gives birth to a beautiful, healthy baby boy. Mary angrily confronts Burt with his alleged infidelities. Burt vows to prove himself innocent of Sally's accusations .Jodie and Alice get off to a rocky start as roommates. Jessica enjoys an evening of dinner and romance at Detective Donohue's apartment. Meanwhile, Chester regains his memory and heads for Dunn's River.moreless
Elaine gets shot while escaping from the kidnappers, she makes it home in time to die in Danny's arms. Mary tells Burt that her professor attacked her and Burt tells Mary that he slept with some old fat woman.
Corinne tells Tim about her unexplainable five-month pregnancy. Jessica tells Detective Donohue that she loves him, too.
Burt, Danny, Jodie, Chuck, and Bob drown their sorrows during a night on the town. Tim announces that he's going to become a hermit. The police catch up with Dutch. Jodie meets Alice, a suicidal lesbian, on the Tri-borough Bridge. Mary moves in with Jessica. Corinne goes into labor.
Sally reacts badly when Burt asks her to find another job. The Tates visit Dutch and Eunice at the hideaway cabin, with the police not far behind. Danny sets out to find Elaine's killers with Burt in tow. Detective Donohue presents Jessica with evidence of Chester's death. But Chester is very much alive, if a little confused, in Toledo.
The kidnappers let Danny talk to Elaine. Eunice and Dutch find their hideout cabin a bit too rustic. Detective Donohue declares his love for Jessica. Burt and Mary are emotional wrecks on Jodie's wedding day. Danny and Jodie reminisce about their childhood. Carol fails to show up for the ceremony.
Alien Burt has his way with Mary, and she's not complaining. Real Burt meets Saul, who tells Burt he cannot escape the spaceship. Billy resists the Sunnies' brainwashing. Mrs. David asks Jodie to choose between Wendy and Alice. Benson and "the Step Brothers" penetrate the Sunnies' compound but are stopped short of rescuing Billy.moreless
Jessica chooses Chester, but offers to let Donohue stay in the Tate house until he recovers from the shock. The aliens tell Burt that they plan to replace him with a replica. Carol's mother introduces Jodie to his newborn daughter, Wendy. Benson, Chester, Donohue and the Major prepare to rescue Billy from the cult. Burt's alien double moves in with the unsuspecting Mary.moreless
Billy rescues the rescue team. The Tates celebrate Billy's return home. Mary is oversexed. Saul offers to help Burt escape from the aliens. Jodie is torn between Alice and Wendy. Jessica is sad to bid Benson farewell.
Danny proposes to Polly at a restaurant. Jessica sends home a tape recording to say goodbye to her family. Billy convinces Leslie not to kill herself, which causes her to hold him at gunpoint. The owner of an illegal massage parlor has his henchmen knock Burt and Danny unconscious after they refuse his demands. Chester, Mallu, Dr. Posner, and Dr. Hill argue over who will hold Jessica's hand when she dies. Mary goes into labor while visiting Jessica. Jessica flat lines during a visit by Benson.moreless
Eunice and Dutch leave for his family's farm. Chester fears he is a burden on the family, then disappears. Jodie and Jessica offer emotional support to Mary.Burt tries to break off with Sally. It is revealed that Sally's interest in Burt is merely part of a malicious plot against him. Elaine is kidnapped.moreless
Chester is left in a coma at the hospital. Jessica tells Eunice she can't have a future with Dutch. Danny tries to kill Elaine with kindness. Jodie proposes to Carol and swears off men. Mrs. Flotsky summons Tim and Corrine to her deathbed. Burt's secretary Sally comes on to Danny, then Burt. Jessica authorizes Chester's doctor to perform high-risk brain surgery.moreless
In Part 1, the Governor tells Burt he must abandon his family before becoming Lieutenant Governor. El Puerco's enemy, General Sandia, breaks into Jessica's bedroom and kidnaps her. "Julius" attempts to comfort Mary. Burt's enemies plot his murder.
In Part 2, a fake informant sets Burt up to be murdered. Danny tells Burt he's in love with Annie, much to Burt's distain. General Sandia threatens to kill Jessica in 36 hours if El Puerco doesn't return to Malaguay and surrender. Chester resigns himself to the fact he will die when he duels El Puerco, and decides to kill Danny and Annie after catching them in bed together. Burt walks into a waiting ambush. Jessica is put in front of a firing squad.moreless
Home from the hospital, Chester drives the Tates crazy. Jodie and Dennis part on bad terms. Eunice and Dutch make plans to rendezvous in the country. Corinne learns she is pregnant. Believing that Mary is cheating on him, Burt gets drunk and spends the night in Sally's apartment.
Corinne gets marriage advice from her mother. Chester is devastated when Benson kills his pet rat in the basement. Tim and Corinne have difficulties consummating their marriage on their wedding night. Mary tells Burt her life is boring and she wants to go to school. Danny tells Burt he's having trouble financing Elaine's lifestyle. Chester's family attempts to find a replacement for his pet rat, then has to improvise when he suddenly faints.moreless
Tim and Corinne move in with the Tates. Dennis threatens to ruin Jodie's marriage plans with Carol. Mary's professor makes a pass at her. Elaine begins to warm to the Campbells. Chester comes out of his brain surgery very confused.
Carol's father objects to Carol and Jodie's marriage. Elaine opens up to Danny. Jessica, Mary, Corinne, and Eunice commiserate. Sally tells Burt she's in love with him. Danny and Elaine see each other in a new light. Chester survives the brain surgery, but loses his memory.
In Part 1, the unethical Governor offers to make Burt his Lieutenant Governor in order to prepare him to run for Senate. Chester tells Dutch that he's left Annie and wants to win Jessica back. Danny and Annie discuss their problems, and discover they are strongly attracted to each other. Mary tries to convince Burt that 12-month-old Scottie can fly, has super human strength and is a talented artist. Jodie returns home still thinking he is 90-year-old Julius.
In Part 2, Chester challenges El Puerco to a duel. Jessica pleads with Burt to enter marriage counseling with Mary. Danny and Annie sleep together. Maggie attempts to turn Julius back into Jodie. Burt's testimony in front of a Senate committee draws the attention of a group that decides he needs to be killed.moreless
In part 1, the Campbells and Tates take turns accusing each other of being Peter's real killer. Chester attempts to kill himself by dropping a bucket on his head. Jodie and Carol move in together. Burt and Danny meet Jodie's boyfriend, Dennis. Mary and Benson visit Jessica in prison. Mrs. Flotsky puts a curse on her son Tim's upcoming marriage to Corinne. Jessica appeals for Peter's real killer to come forward at her sentencing hearing.
In part 2, Chester explains that his repressed memory of killing Peter came back to him when the bucket hit him in the head. Benson and the other Tates attempt to sort through their feelings about Chester. Chester is placed in a cell with a brutal killer named Dutch. Mary accuses Burt of having an affair when he returns home late one night. Dutch coerces Chester to be an accomplice in his escape plan. Carol discovers she's pregnant with Jodie's child.moreless
Burt wakes up the next morning next to Sally feeling guilty, and makes up a story to explain to Mary why he didn't come home last night; Tim begins working for Burt and Danny, but quickly becomes a liability; Chester's amnesia continues to weigh on the Tates; Mary and Elaine bond; Carol has her wedding shower at the Tate home.moreless
Dutch briefly holds the Tates hostage in their basement in order to tell them that he and Chester will be hiding there to avoid the authorities. The Campbells try to adjust to life with Elaine. Jodie announces he's going to be a father, much to Burt's delight. Dutch and Eunice sleep together after a very brief courtship. Jessica and Mary debate who has the crazier family. Mrs. Flotsky causes a scene at Tim and Corinne's wedding.moreless
In Part 1, Jodie and Maggie meet an informant at a spa who reveals that Carol has taken Wendy to a Kung-Fu fortress in Malibu. Burt single handedly storms the Mob's compound and arrests everyone, including Tibbs. Mary informs Chester that he is Danny's father and is the only person who can donate a kidney to Danny. Jessica catches El Puerco in the basement with a prostitute. Scottie's odd behavior renews Mary's fears that he really is an alien. Jodie and Maggie infiltrate the Kung-Fu fortress and are thrown in the dungeon.
In Part 2, Mary finally tells Jessica that Chester is Danny's father, which devastates her and threatens to destroy their relationship. Danny learns that he needs a kidney transplant and that Chester is his father. Burt is declared a hero and appears on live television with the governor. Chester and Danny are prepped for surgery.moreless
Dutch sets his escape plan into motion with Chester as his unwilling accomplice. Burt offers to make Danny a partner in his construction business. Danny and Mary spend the minutes before his wedding ceremony badmouthing his bride-to-be. Elaine's father joyfully announces that he is disowning her. Carol tells Jodie she's pregnant with his child. One by one, the Tates disappear upon entering their basement.moreless
In Part 1, Dr. Hill resuscitates Jessica, but she remains in a coma. Danny and Burt wake up in bed together in a motel, dressed in lingerie. Mary is relieved that her baby doesn't look like an alien. Billy dodges Leslie's bullet, which hits Saunders instead. Dr. Hill warns Jessica's family and suitors that she may have severe brain damage.
In Part 2, Dutch chooses Eunice over Corinne, who announces she will be moving out soon. Jessica emerges from her coma apparently healthy and surrounded by her many suitors. Dr. Posner goes insane and jumps out a window. The judge awards custody of Wendy to Jodie after Carol's mother admits her role in Carol's scheme. Carol threatens to make Jodie's life miserable. Tibbs blackmails Burt and Danny by threatening to publish photos he took of them while they were at the motel.moreless
Burt and Saul beam themselves into and out of nasty situations. Jessica finally convinces Detective Donohue to leave. Millie comes to Danny's rescue. Eunice awaits Dutch's release from prison while Corinne bemoans her non-existent sex life with Tim. Chester resumes his philandering ways. Billy and his teacher share a kiss.
Burt successfully removes the outgoing sheriff from his post. Mary becomes consumed with fear that her baby will be an alien. Chester moves back home. Leslie attempts to blow up herself and the Tates. Eunice returns home to find Corrine and Dutch in bed together. The doctor gives Jessica a grim prognosis.moreless
Billy tells Jessica about his affair with Leslie. Burt returns home to share his ordeal with Mary. Danny meets a black widow at the cemetery. Dutch makes it clear he knows Eunice is cheating on him. Jessica spots Chester with another woman.
Jessica agrees to see a marriage counselor with Chester. The Campbells urge Jodie to move back home. Burt is jealous of Alien Burt's sexual prowess. At Billy's 18th-birthday party, Leslie promises "to blow out every candle on [Billy's] cake."
Dutch gets out of jail and moves in with the Tates. Danny brings Millie home to meet the Campbells. Mrs. David leaves Wendy in Jodie's care. Saul decides to stay with the aliens, but sends Burt home. Real Burt and Alien Burt have a traumatic first encounter. Billy and Leslie decide to pursue a relationship.moreless
Burt announces he will run for Sheriff, and Danny wants to be Deputy. Jodie enlists Mr. Mallu's help in his fight for Wendy. Chester begs Jessica to take him back. Jessica entertains her psychologist, Dr. Posner, amidst the usual Tate insanity.
Danny and Polly have Burt and Mary to their new house for an eventful evening. Billy dumps Leslie, who threatens suicide. The Campbells brace for the custody trial. The Tates welcome a new butler, Saunders, who immediately regrets taking the job. As the families gather to watch election coverage, Jessica collapses.moreless
The Tates and Campbells gather to welcome Dutch to the family--and scare Millie away in the process. Billy and Leslie's romantic evening is interrupted by her ex. Jodie and Corinne discuss single parenthood. Alien Burt refuses to return to the spaceship. Real Burt finally contacts Mary, then disappears before her eyes. Back on the spaceship, Real Burt convinces the aliens to give him a chance to persuade Alien Burt to leave Earth for good.moreless
Real Burt calls Mary, but Alien Burt intercepts Mary on her way to meet him. Jessica confronts Chester with her suspicions that he is cheating again. Eunice tells Corinne that she's fallen out of love with Dutch. Corinne spots Chester with another woman in a restaurant. Billy and Leslie sneak away to a romantic restaurant, only to run into several familiar faces. Tim and Corinne decide to divorce.moreless
At the hospital, the family anxiously awaits Jessica's diagnosis. Burt becomes Sheriff but must remove the outgoing sheriff by force. Corinne convinces Dutch to stay. Jodie finds the odds stacked against him in the custody trial.
Burt rushes home with news that he isn't dying and vows to live the rest of his life to the fullest. The minister's daughter leaves Chester. Danny and Polly buy a house. Jessica catches Dutch and Corinne in bed together. Jessica's psychiatrist asks her out. Carol tells Jodie she wants custody of Wendy.moreless
Jodie and Wendy move in with the Campbells. Chester and Jessica see a marriage counselor. Danny finds Polly. Polly's brother Eddie disapproves of Danny.Burt gets mixed news from the doctor.
Mary begins to question her sanity. Eunice and Corinne call Chester on his cheating. Real Burt turns to Jodie for help. Billy plans a rendezvous with Leslie at a hotel but runs into Eunice, then Corinne, then Dutch, then Chester in the lobby. Real Burt makes an impassioned plea to Alien Burt.moreless
Burt can't bring himself to tell Mary he won't live to see their baby born. Danny and Polly declare their love for one another. Billy loses his virginity to Leslie. Danny is torn by his feelings for Polly and his fears about the racial issue. Mary wonders whether Real Burt or Alien Burt fathered her baby.moreless
Jessica catches Chester with another woman. Burt and Mary go for their annual physicals. Danny tries to find Polly. Jessica meets Leslie. An agent from Child Protective Services pays a visit to Jodie.
Danny learns of Burt's illness and agrees to help Burt win a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records. Eunice asks Corinne to cover for her while she cheats on Dutch. Chester's attempts to resist the minister's sexy daughter prove futile. The Campbells host Polly's family at dinner. Jessica throws Chester out after he confesses to cheating on her again.moreless
In Part 1, Mary tells Burt the truth about Chester and Danny while they are in surgery. Jodie and Maggie make love while in the dungeon of the Kung Fu fortress, and agree to get married if they ever escape. Dutch and Eunice attempt to reinvigorate their love life by role playing. Mary relives the moment Chester explained to her the real reason why he was going to marry Jessica.
In Part 2, "Bat's" sudden fame threatens to destroy the Campbell household; he refuses Bob's offer to become his manager, alienating Mary and Chuck. He then alienates Danny by refusing to let him marry Gwen because she is a prostitute. Jessica confronts Chester about their sham marriage. El Puerco gives Billy lessons on roasting pig as part of his training. Burt asks for El Puerco's help rescuing Jodie and Maggie from the Kung Fu fortress. Saunders devises a plan for the rescue. A hood threatens to kill Gwen if she doesn't spy on Danny and Burt.moreless
In Part 1, Burt and his rescue party infiltrate the dungeon of the Kung Fu fortress, but soon find themselves imprisoned with Jodie and Maggie. Saunders and The Major rescue Wendy and everyone else from the fortress. Jessica forgives Mary while at the doctor's office. Mary fears she's becoming an alcoholic due to the turmoil in her life. Jodie tells Maggie he is having second thoughts about marrying her. Burt holds a press conference at the police station after returning from his meeting with the president. Danny becomes severely depressed when he receives a break-up letter from Gwen. Jodie pleads with a psychiatrist to use hypnosis in a desperate attempt to cure his doubts about marrying Maggie.
In Part 2, El Puerco finally spends the night with Jessica, but it takes him two tries to get it right. Chester and Annie announce that they have gotten married, but their marriage starts off the wrong foot when Chester finds out Jessica slept with El Puerco. Mary walks out on Burt after attempting to embarrass him in front of the governor at their home. Eunice and Dutch's marriage hits a new low when she reveals she slept with a burglar who she mistook for a disguised Dutch. Jodie comes out of hypnosis thinking he is a 90 year old Jewish immigrant named Julius.moreless
Carol pays a late-night visit to Jodie and Wendy. Jessica sees a psychiatrist who is crazier than she is. Burt learns he was the victim of computer error. Billy admits he is growing bored in his relationship with Leslie. The Tates rally to support Dutch after Eunice leaves him for another man.
Corinne comforts Dutch after Eunice runs away.
Mary confronts Burt about his odd behavior. Dutch turns to Corinne for advice about Eunice. Jessica seeks out Donohue, only to learn that he's married. Jessica tells Mary and Polly's mother about her chaotic love life. Dutch blows up at Eunice.
Jessica forgives Chester for all of his affairs. Carol's mother tells an outrageous lie in court. Mary tries to tell Burt their baby might be an alien. Eunice and Corinne fight over Dutch. The prosecutor attempts to humiliate Jodie in court.