In Part 1, Dr. Hill resuscitates Jessica, but she remains in a coma. Danny and Burt wake up in bed together in a motel, dressed in lingerie. Mary is relieved that her baby doesn't look like an alien. Billy dodges Leslie's bullet, which hits Saunders instead. Dr. Hill warns Jessica's family and suitors that she may have severe brain damage.
In Part 2, Dutch chooses Eunice over Corinne, who announces she will be moving out soon. Jessica emerges from her coma apparently healthy and surrounded by her many suitors. Dr. Posner goes insane and jumps out a window. The judge awards custody of Wendy to Jodie after Carol's mother admits her role in Carol's scheme. Carol threatens to make Jodie's life miserable. Tibbs blackmails Burt and Danny by threatening to publish photos he took of them while they were at the motel.moreless
In Part 1, Jodie and Maggie meet an informant at a spa who reveals that Carol has taken Wendy to a Kung-Fu fortress in Malibu. Burt single handedly storms the Mob's compound and arrests everyone, including Tibbs. Mary informs Chester that he is Danny's father and is the only person who can donate a kidney to Danny. Jessica catches El Puerco in the basement with a prostitute. Scottie's odd behavior renews Mary's fears that he really is an alien. Jodie and Maggie infiltrate the Kung-Fu fortress and are thrown in the dungeon.
In Part 2, Mary finally tells Jessica that Chester is Danny's father, which devastates her and threatens to destroy their relationship. Danny learns that he needs a kidney transplant and that Chester is his father. Burt is declared a hero and appears on live television with the governor. Chester and Danny are prepped for surgery.moreless
In Part 1, Mary tells Burt the truth about Chester and Danny while they are in surgery. Jodie and Maggie make love while in the dungeon of the Kung Fu fortress, and agree to get married if they ever escape. Dutch and Eunice attempt to reinvigorate their love life by role playing. Mary relives the moment Chester explained to her the real reason why he was going to marry Jessica.
In Part 2, "Bat's" sudden fame threatens to destroy the Campbell household; he refuses Bob's offer to become his manager, alienating Mary and Chuck. He then alienates Danny by refusing to let him marry Gwen because she is a prostitute. Jessica confronts Chester about their sham marriage. El Puerco gives Billy lessons on roasting pig as part of his training. Burt asks for El Puerco's help rescuing Jodie and Maggie from the Kung Fu fortress. Saunders devises a plan for the rescue. A hood threatens to kill Gwen if she doesn't spy on Danny and Burt.moreless
In Part 1, Burt and his rescue party infiltrate the dungeon of the Kung Fu fortress, but soon find themselves imprisoned with Jodie and Maggie. Saunders and The Major rescue Wendy and everyone else from the fortress. Jessica forgives Mary while at the doctor's office. Mary fears she's becoming an alcoholic due to the turmoil in her life. Jodie tells Maggie he is having second thoughts about marrying her. Burt holds a press conference at the police station after returning from his meeting with the president. Danny becomes severely depressed when he receives a break-up letter from Gwen. Jodie pleads with a psychiatrist to use hypnosis in a desperate attempt to cure his doubts about marrying Maggie.
In Part 2, El Puerco finally spends the night with Jessica, but it takes him two tries to get it right. Chester and Annie announce that they have gotten married, but their marriage starts off the wrong foot when Chester finds out Jessica slept with El Puerco. Mary walks out on Burt after attempting to embarrass him in front of the governor at their home. Eunice and Dutch's marriage hits a new low when she reveals she slept with a burglar who she mistook for a disguised Dutch. Jodie comes out of hypnosis thinking he is a 90 year old Jewish immigrant named Julius.moreless
In Part 1, the unethical Governor offers to make Burt his Lieutenant Governor in order to prepare him to run for Senate. Chester tells Dutch that he's left Annie and wants to win Jessica back. Danny and Annie discuss their problems, and discover they are strongly attracted to each other. Mary tries to convince Burt that 12-month-old Scottie can fly, has super human strength and is a talented artist. Jodie returns home still thinking he is 90-year-old Julius.
In Part 2, Chester challenges El Puerco to a duel. Jessica pleads with Burt to enter marriage counseling with Mary. Danny and Annie sleep together. Maggie attempts to turn Julius back into Jodie. Burt's testimony in front of a Senate committee draws the attention of a group that decides he needs to be killed.moreless
In Part 1, the Governor tells Burt he must abandon his family before becoming Lieutenant Governor. El Puerco's enemy, General Sandia, breaks into Jessica's bedroom and kidnaps her. "Julius" attempts to comfort Mary. Burt's enemies plot his murder.
In Part 2, a fake informant sets Burt up to be murdered. Danny tells Burt he's in love with Annie, much to Burt's distain. General Sandia threatens to kill Jessica in 36 hours if El Puerco doesn't return to Malaguay and surrender. Chester resigns himself to the fact he will die when he duels El Puerco, and decides to kill Danny and Annie after catching them in bed together. Burt walks into a waiting ambush. Jessica is put in front of a firing squad.moreless