Notch must defend the honor of America in a three-quarter midget car race vs. a man from France. The Frenchman, who goes by the nickname "The Frenchman", is married to Notch's old flame, a beautiful French maiden named Nicorette. After her reappearance on the scene, Notch realizes she's a hard habit to break. Meanwhile, B.J. and Jamiaca help save a lesbian bar from going under.moreless
Jamaica St. Croix: I'm done. I haven't been beaten this badly since my last traffic violation!
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B.J. Cummings: I...I think Jamaica should go in first!
Jamaica St. Croix: Oh, oh I get it! Send in the sister to do the dirty work!
B.J. Cummings: It's not because you're black! It's because, for some reason, you're...you're stronger, faster... you're more athletic than me!
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B.J. Cummings: Hey, Ellen! We're here to chow down on your snapper!
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