Son of the Beach - Season 1

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FX (ended 2002)

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Episode Guide

  • Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong
    9/12/00
    9.6
    Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.
  • Attack of the Cocktopuss
    9/5/00
    8.6
    When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world.

    Chip sings for a rock band.

  • A Star Is Boned
    A Star Is Boned
    Episode 11
    8/29/00
    8.6
    The glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Streep is almost killed on his beach. Can Notch find the assailant before they grab Regina? Also, Jamaica runs a bachelor auction.
  • Day of the Jackass
    Day of the Jackass
    Episode 10
    8/22/00
    8.4
    Malibu Adjacent is hosting a peace conference between China and Africa, and Notch has been banned from attending. That would be no problem, except Notch's old Army Secret Ops buddy, Captain "Buck" Enteneille has shown up and wants to go. It's even more of a problem when Notch sees him going anyway, with a sniper rifle. Can Notch stop Enteneille from ruining the conference, and still keep his friendship with Buck? Tune in. Also, Jamaica falls in love with an African prince.moreless
  • South of Her Border
    8/15/00
    9.4
    When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? Ai, ai, ai. Can they escape in time to stop the coup? While the others are gone, Chip runs a junior lifeguard program.moreless
  • Miso Honei
    Miso Honei
    Episode 8
    8/8/00
    8.2
    When the world's most dangerous tsunami, Miso Honei, is detected rushing at Malibu Adjacent, the Mayor senses a media event and tries to get Notch to surf it. He refuses until the Mayor grants a parole to the only other surfer capable of surviving the wave, Adolf Manson. Manson's bad boy image wows Malibu Adjacent's impressionable children. Will Notch jump on Miso Honei for the kids and ride it safely to shore? Also, Chip and B.J. fall in love and decide to quit the force.moreless
  • Eat My Muffin
    Eat My Muffin
    Episode 7
    8/1/00
    8.8
    When B.J. muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. Notch discovers that The Divine Rod also runs a website where people pay to watch the women as he gives them "treatments". Under Notch's direction, Kimberlee infiltrates the cult and snatches its secret: psychotropic drug-laced bran muffins that render the patients into willing and submissive slaves. Meanwhile, the Tetherball Invitational Tournament is in town.moreless
  • Fanny and the Professor
    4/18/00
    8.6
    Mayor Massengil plots to replace Notch with the Professor's three beautiful robot lifeguards.
  • Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
    4/11/00
    8.7
    When little Peter disappears on the beach, Notch and SPF-30 mobilize to find him. Also, Mayor Massengil's run for congress needs Reverend Green's support, who insists on banning thongs from the beach...and B.J. is connected in an unexpected way.
  • Love, Native American Style
    4/4/00
    8.9
    Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. The deal's crooked, and Notch must change Mayor Massengil's mind about issuing the construction permit. Meanwhile, Chip's South American relatives need money, so Chip moonlights as a male stripper.moreless
  • In the G-Hetto
    In the G-Hetto
    Episode 3
    3/28/00
    7.7
    When Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 12 contraband-filled condoms and then swim to Fuego Island? Also, Chip enters the Mr. Pec pageant. Mayor Massengil is the judge, and she's got a guaranteed way for Chip to win.moreless
  • Silence of the Clams
    3/21/00
    9.0
    Malibu Adjacent is host for spring break's Crabapalooza, but an eco-terrorist has an agenda to close down the beach. Can Notch and his unit solve the mystery in time? And will B.J. save her virginity from the deceitful frat boy, Chad?
  • With Sex You Get Eggroll
    3/14/00
    8.5
    The Mayor wants head lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad to get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She thinks that her work is done when Notch decides to bust enslaved girls from a bordello from the inside, by posing as a customer. If the slavers don't get Notch, the Mayor's video will. Or will Kimberlee help Notch to save the day?moreless
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