Son Of The Beach

Taco Lips Now (1)

Season 3, Episode 12, Aired 9/17/02

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Notch's past catches up with him, as he is wrongly arrested for war crimes concerning the destruction of the village of Tam-Pon. But, Notch can't defend himself--his last promise to Colonel Kooze was to never tell what really happened there. Meanwhile, Porcelain marries the decrepit tycoon, Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos, so she can inherit his money--but she'll have to contend with his family, including Nick Jr.moreless

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Timothy Stack

Notch Johnson
Kimberly Oja

Kimberlee Clark
Jaime Bergman

B.J. Cummings

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Notch goes to trial and is arrested for the destruction of the "Tam-Pon" village XD

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By Nikell, Jan 20, 2008 Report Abuse

well it was another silly and fun episode!

i laugh a lot with some of the silly jokes in this episode Like the name of the village "Tam-Pon", and others related like.. we cant have another Tam-Pon... XD

also when mark hamill show up (aka Rod Petrie) and notch told him something like "the devine rod!, but you are a criminal, a pornographer and an adicted to sex.... yes! i am, and now im a lawyer...i didnt think that you could fall more lower... XD

And Porcelana in the hospital.. i love Snuggles XD.. also in the reading of the snuggles's will talking with nick jr....but i have sex one time with him XD

i really enjoy this show!moreless

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- International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Masakr v Tam-Ponu (Massacre in Tam-Pon). Edit
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- Notch Johnson (accepting the Heavy Medal of Freedom): I share this honor today with my old Special Unit...also known as the Men in the Yellow Shorts. These are the lifeguards that patrolled the beaches, pools, and cabanas of Viet-Nam. There's Private Warren 'Chappy' Littlefield...Private Duke 'Crazy-legs' Milosevic...and finally, the guy us privates used to call 'Sarge': Sergeant Ellen von Dyke. Ellen (rising to applause): You know, maybe sometimes I rubbed my privates the wrong way...and they got sore. But, I always loved my privates! Edit
- Notch Johnson (walking through the destroyed village of Tam-Pon): I'm very good at keeping secrets, sir. I learned that as an altar boy. But, sir, promise me we didn't kill any children or hot Asian women. Colonel Kooze: Nope, only Viet-Cong were in here. They hooked our boys on drugs. Notch Johnson: I know that feeling, sir. I've been hooked on phonics! Edit
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- Taco Lips Now: This episode's title is an allusion to the 1979 movie, Apocalypse Now, which starred Marlon Brando. Edit