Timothy Stack |
Notch Johnson |
Kimberly Oja |
Kimberlee Clark |
Jaime Bergman |
B.J. Cummings |
Roland Kickinger |
Chip Rommel |
Leila Arcieri |
Jamaica St. Croix |
Amy Weber |
Porcelain Bidet |
Lee Majors |
Colonel Seymore Kooze |
Guest Star |
Billy Beck |
Nick "Snuggles" Pappasmearos |
Guest Star |
Len Lesser |
Nick Pappasmearos Jr. |
Guest Star |
Lynne Marie Stewart |
Ellen |
Recurring Role |
Robert Stephen Ryan |
Professor Milosevic |
Recurring Role |
Jack Riley |
Chappy |
Recurring Role |
Notch Johnson (accepting the Heavy Medal of Freedom): I share this honor today with my old Special Unit...also known as the Men in the Yellow Shorts. These are the lifeguards that patrolled the beaches, pools, and cabanas of Viet-Nam. There's Private Warren 'Chappy' Littlefield...Private Duke 'Crazy-legs' Milosevic...and finally, the guy us privates used to call 'Sarge': Sergeant Ellen von Dyke.
Ellen (rising to applause): You know, maybe sometimes I rubbed my privates the wrong way...and they got sore. But, I always loved my privates!
Notch Johnson (walking through the destroyed village of Tam-Pon): I'm very good at keeping secrets, sir. I learned that as an altar boy. But, sir, promise me we didn't kill any children or hot Asian women.
Colonel Kooze: Nope, only Viet-Cong were in here. They hooked our boys on drugs.
Notch Johnson: I know that feeling, sir. I've been hooked on phonics!
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Masakr v Tam-Ponu (Massacre in Tam-Pon).
Taco Lips Now:
This episode's title is an allusion to the 1979 movie, Apocalypse Now, which starred Marlon Brando.
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