B.J. and Notch find themselves trapped on the Island of Dr. Merlot after a plane crash. Meanwhile, Mayor Massengil declares Kody as the new head lifeguard.
Dr. Merlot: When you taste the wine, you're supposed to spit it out.
B.J. Cummings: Call me crazy, but...I like to swallow!
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Notch Johnson: B.J., I know you're a virgin...but, since we may never be saved, we need to continue our race. So, I need to seed your fertile womb with my sperm.
B.J. Cummings: Okay.
Notch Johnson: I'm gonna lift my shirt...that will get your natural juices going.
B.J. Cummings: Okay.
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B.J. Cummings: Must be the wine talking, I'm not usually this bright!
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The Island of Dr. Merlot:
This episode's title is an allusion to the movie, The Island of Dr. Moreau, which was based upon the 1896 novel by H.G. Wells. The more recent versions were filmed in 1977 and 1996.
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