Son of the Beach

Season 3 Episode 11

The Long Hot Johnson

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Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Aug 27, 2002 on FX
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The Long Hot Johnson
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Notch's old wet nurse, Aunt Jizzy, and company come to him with stories of Klan activity in South Malibu Adjacent and a scheme led by the notorious Bull Cracker to cheat them out of their homes. Notch joins the all-white South Malibu Adjacent Country Club to find out the truth, with Jamaica posing as his fiancee. Bull and his boys are about to make a move on Notch, Jamaica and Kimberlee, but they are rescued by a couple of unlikely allies: Bull's wife, Pussy Willow, and Porcelain. Also, Chip and B.J. try to help out by going undercover as a married brother and sister.moreless

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    Barbara Roberts

    Barbara Roberts

    Aunt Jizzy

    Guest Star

    Harry Anderson

    Harry Anderson

    Bull Cracker

    Guest Star

    Gary Coleman

    Gary Coleman

    Saltine Cracker

    Guest Star

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      • Aunt Jizzy: Kimberlee, you got a real gentle way with babies.
        Kimberlee Clark: Oh well, maybe I'll have one of my own some day.
        Aunt Jizzy: What about you and Notch? You'd look mighty fine with a little Johnson inside you!

      • Bull Cracker: What brings you to our redneck of the woods?

      • Kimberlee Clark: Notch, you think there's a connection?
        Notch Johnson: No, but there may be a link.

      • Kimberlee Clark: It's a foreclosure notice!
        Notch Johnson: Are you saying Jizzy's being ejaculated?

      • Jamaica St. Croix(to Porcelain Bidet): Hate to burst your bubble, but we all got memberships from the new president, Pussy Willow.
        B.J. Cummings: Yeah, we're real tight with Pussy!

      • Kimberlee Clark: Porcelain, isn't this a little out of character for you?
        Porcelain Bidet: "Don't get used to it. It was mostly her idea, anyways. Believe it or not, I really like Pussy!

      • Bull Cracker: Would you do me...
        Porcelain Bidet: Yes!
        Bull Cracker: ...the honor of dancin' with me?
        Porcelain Bidet: Oh, sure...that too!

      • Porcelain Bidet: I've gotta get ready for the New Members Dance on Saturday night. You know, Kimberlee--the night you stay home and sob.
        Kimberlee Clark: Well, have a good time...and, I hope you die soon.

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