Son of the Beach

Season 3 Episode 11

The Long Hot Johnson

Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Aug 27, 2002 on FX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Aunt Jizzy: Kimberlee, you got a real gentle way with babies.
      Kimberlee Clark: Oh well, maybe I'll have one of my own some day.
      Aunt Jizzy: What about you and Notch? You'd look mighty fine with a little Johnson inside you!

    • Bull Cracker: What brings you to our redneck of the woods?

    • Kimberlee Clark: Notch, you think there's a connection?
      Notch Johnson: No, but there may be a link.

    • Kimberlee Clark: It's a foreclosure notice!
      Notch Johnson: Are you saying Jizzy's being ejaculated?

    • Jamaica St. Croix(to Porcelain Bidet): Hate to burst your bubble, but we all got memberships from the new president, Pussy Willow.
      B.J. Cummings: Yeah, we're real tight with Pussy!

    • Kimberlee Clark: Porcelain, isn't this a little out of character for you?
      Porcelain Bidet: "Don't get used to it. It was mostly her idea, anyways. Believe it or not, I really like Pussy!

    • Bull Cracker: Would you do me...
      Porcelain Bidet: Yes!
      Bull Cracker: ...the honor of dancin' with me?
      Porcelain Bidet: Oh, sure...that too!

    • Porcelain Bidet: I've gotta get ready for the New Members Dance on Saturday night. You know, Kimberlee--the night you stay home and sob.
      Kimberlee Clark: Well, have a good time...and, I hope you die soon.

  • Notes

    • International Episode Titles:
      Czech Republic: Jih proti Maliblbicím (South Against Malibu Stupidity).

  • Allusions

    • The Long Hot Johnson:
      This episode's title is an allusion to the 1958 movie, The Long, Hot Summer, which starred Paul Newman.

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