Aunt Jizzy: Kimberlee, you got a real gentle way with babies.
Kimberlee Clark: Oh well, maybe I'll have one of my own some day.
Aunt Jizzy: What about you and Notch? You'd look mighty fine with a little Johnson inside you!
Bull Cracker: What brings you to our redneck of the woods?
Kimberlee Clark: Notch, you think there's a connection?
Notch Johnson: No, but there may be a link.
Kimberlee Clark: It's a foreclosure notice!
Notch Johnson: Are you saying Jizzy's being ejaculated?
Jamaica St. Croix(to Porcelain Bidet): Hate to burst your bubble, but we all got memberships from the new president, Pussy Willow.
B.J. Cummings: Yeah, we're real tight with Pussy!
Kimberlee Clark: Porcelain, isn't this a little out of character for you?
Porcelain Bidet: "Don't get used to it. It was mostly her idea, anyways. Believe it or not, I really like Pussy!
Bull Cracker: Would you do me...
Porcelain Bidet: Yes!
Bull Cracker: ...the honor of dancin' with me?
Porcelain Bidet: Oh, sure...that too!
Porcelain Bidet: I've gotta get ready for the New Members Dance on Saturday night. You know, Kimberlee--the night you stay home and sob.
Kimberlee Clark: Well, have a good time...and, I hope you die soon.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Jih proti Maliblbicím (South Against Malibu Stupidity).
The Long Hot Johnson:
This episode's title is an allusion to the 1958 movie, The Long, Hot Summer, which starred Paul Newman.