Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

Season 1, Episode 5, Aired
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When little Peter disappears on the beach, Notch and SPF-30 mobilize to find him. Also, Mayor Massengil's run for congress needs Reverend Green's support, who insists on banning thongs from the beach...and B.J. is connected in an unexpected way.
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      • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Tanga tangy nenapravíš (You Don't Fix Thongs By Thongs). Edit

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      • Announcer: No real actors were used in the filming of tonight's episode! Edit
      • Peter Gonzinia: I've lost my Peter! Notch Johnson: Don't worry sir, that's just the cold water, it'll come back soon. Peter Gonzinia: But I was just playing with him. Notch Johnson: That's right sir, that'll help it come back quicker. Peter Gonzinia: No, I've lost my son! Notch Johnson: What? You've lost your peter and your son? Edit

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