With Sex You Get Eggroll

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The Mayor wants head lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad to get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She thinks that her work is done when Notch decides to bust enslaved girls from a bordello from the inside, by posing as a customer. If the slavers don't get Notch, the Mayor's video will. Or will Kimberlee help Notch to save the day?moreless
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      • Kimberlee says in this episode that her parents died when she was seven, but her mom, Ima Cummings, appears in the second season's "Light My Firebush"! Edit

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      • International Show Titles: Czech Republic: Pobřežní lýtka (Coastal Calfs) Edit
      • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: K sexu podáváme vaječnou rolku (With Sex We Serve Eggroll) Edit
      • A short scene referring to an Osama bin Laden "Wanted" poster in SPF-30 headquarters was edited out of subsequent showings of this episode after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. Edit

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      • Chip Rommel: She looks Asian to me. Notch Johnson: No, Chip, this one's not Asian. She's Cambodian! Edit
      • Notch Johnson: We're gonna help those sick kids. When they leave here, they'll still be sick...but they'll be happy! Edit
      • Notch Johnson: My unit may not be the biggest, but it's the best! Edit

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      • Kody Massengil: Smile Notch. You're on Candid Camera! Kody is referring to the use of the camera hidden in Kimberlee Clark's flag pin to catch Notch Johnson soliciting. Candid Camera, which aired from 1948 to 2004, was a comedy show that featured the use of hidden cameras to catch unsuspecting people in humorous situations. Edit
      • With Sex You Get Eggroll: This episode's title is an allusion to the 1968 movie, With Six You Get Eggroll, which starred Doris Day. Edit

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