Witness for the Prostitution

Season 3, Episode 5, Aired

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Notch is honored at S.U.C.M.A. with the opening of a lavatory science building named after him. But Notch smells something fishy at the campus when a student commits suicide and Ellen loses her job as house mother at the I Eta Pi sorority. Meanwhile, Kimberlee's mother comes for a visit, and Porcelain begins her relationship with the decrepit millionaire, Nick Pappasmearos.moreless
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      • Kimberlee goes to visit her mother, but in the first episode "With Sex, You Get Eggroll" Kimberlee says her parents died in a car crash when she was a kid and was "reared" by her grandmother.

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      • Notch Johnson: You know, when I first proposed devoting an entire building to lavatorial science, many of you pooh-poohed the idea. But a new wind has broken across America--can you smell it? Because now when I look down and see our movement, yes, it seems corny, some of you may find it nutty. But I for one feel flush with hope!

      • B.J. Cummings I'm afraid to talk. I heard it's painful to be analyzed. Porcelain Bidet: It hurts at first, but then it feels good if you let yourself relax.

      • Kimberlee Clark: I'm sorry. Chappy, you're a therapist? Chappy: Kimberlee, I'm definitely certified!

      • B.J. Cummings: I've never seen so many Cocks!

      • Chip Rommel: I have a huge beef!

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      • Witness for the Prostitution: This episode's title is an allusion to the 1957 movie, Witness for the Prosecution, which starred Marlene Dietrich.

      • Chappy: I studied in Chicago under the legendary Bob Hartley. Bob Hartley is the name of the character (a psychiatrist) played by Bob Newhart on The Bob Newhart Show (1972-78). Jack Riley, who plays Chappy, was a frequent recurring character on the series, playing Mr. Carlin, one of Bob's patients.

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