Jax: Can you distract the doctors?
Tig: Yeah. No problem…Excuse me, ladies. How you doing? Uh, you're doctors, both of you?
Female Doctor: Yeah.
Tig: Oh, thank god. Um, a Doberman pinscher took a chunk of my ass.
Female Doctor: Oh, god
Tig: Wait, can we just…
Female Doctor: You need to go to the E.R.
Jax: Distract them. I said distract them, not scar them for life.
Tig: I'm serious. I think it's infected.