Sheriff Eli Roosevelt: They all here?
Cop: Yep. It's a who's who of bad guys. Niners, Mayans, Russians.
Sheriff Eli Roosevelt: Love is in the air.
Lyla: With this ring, I vow my love and promise to always be a faithful and loving wife...and old lady.
Opie: With this ring, I vow my love and I promise always to cherish and protect you.
Jax: What else?
Opie: And to treat you as good as my leather. (with the rest of the members) And ride you as much as my Harley!
Jax: The bond that holds this club together isn't about love or brotherhood anymore. We lost that a long time ago. It's just fear and greed now.
Clay: Damn. That was fast.
Gemma: That's cuz you're used to speed banging Juice in a dark hallway.
Clay: Hey, don't turn what Juice and I had into something cheap and tawdry.
Gemma: I'm sure it was cheap Puerto Rican magic.
Jax: I love you, Tara. I've loved you since I was sixteen. You stayed when anyone else would have bailed. You've given me a beautiful son and taken Abel on as your own.
Clay: There ain't gonna be no Charming Heights.
Unser: How you gonna stop it?
Clay: Let nature take its course.
Unser: I got no idea what that means, other than it involves shit and a big fan.
Unser: I'm not sure which cancer is worse: the one in me or the one in Charming.
Tara: I think we should talk about some things Jax.
Jax: Like all the chick shit you decorated my house in?
Tara: Sorry. Maxim posters and Harley mirrors aren't really my style.
Gemma: (hands Unser a bag of marijuana) I noticed your plants weren't looking too good.
Unser: Yeah. Everything is kind of dying on me.
Opie: Have you been to Jellybean? It's not strippers - it's horse meat in a g-string.
Tig: I love the Jellybean!
Happy: I do too!
Juice: And the freak circle is now complete.
Original International Air Dates:
United Kingdom: January 18, 2012 on 5 USA
Finland: September 25, 2012 on MTV3 MAX
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