Sons of Thunder Season 1 Episode 1

Trent: Alright, back to Theresa.
Carlos: Un uh, leave it alone.I'm not going to ask her out.
Trent: You think I could get her number? I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Carlos Don't go there.

Carlos: Come on, Theresa. You've got to be kidding me. What do you mean by cute?
Theresa: I mean cute.Here, I'll put it in a sentence for you.Trent is cute.
Carlos: Cuter than me ?

Butch: You know, you need to talk to an old boy named One Eyed Jack.If anyone knows anything its One Eyed Jack.And don't be afraid to squeeze him if you have to. That old weasel owes me.
Carlos: Ya know, and not for nothing Butch, it seems just about everyone in Dallas owes you in one way or another.
Butch: What can I say? I got a generous heart, I guess.

Trent: You sure? (referring to a throwing star Walker has given him and a drawing of a person, they are going to use as a target.)

Walker: Yeah. If you're not going to use a gun Trent, you're going to have to learn to use something. I want you to learn to use these so you can hit anything you're aiming for, preferably to wound. But if you have no option - (Walker throws the star and hits the target in the neck.)

Trent: Ouch !

Walker: You try it.

Trent: Should I wound?

Walker: Why not ? Visualize, then throw. (Trent throws the star and it hits between the target's legs.)

Trent:I don't know if that wounded him, but it sure did scare the h--- out of him.

Walker: Lets try again.

Trent: Okay.

Butch: So, hows that arm?

Trent: Uh, it's fine.The bullet just creased it. Another eighth of an inch to the left, it would have missed me entirely.

Butch: And another two inches to the right and we would all be standing around in dark suits talking about what a great guy you were.

Carlos: You don't pull any punches do you ?

Butch: Well, if your going to pull 'em, why throw 'em ?