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Will: We have a place down the road with a hot tub.
Ashley: Ooh, I'm in.
Spencer: We should go.
Will and Max: Great!
Spencer: No, Ashley and I should go home.
Ashley: Wait, I just wanted you to have fun today.
Spencer: Well, I'm not! All day long I've been trying to tell you the most important thing, and all you want to do is hang out with boys!
Max: (to Ashley) I though you were kind of into me.
Spencer: Honestly, she's not!
Ashley: Yeah. I like girls.
Max: That is so hot!
Ashley: Sometimes I have this fantasy that I get on the first plane out of LAX going anywhere. As long as it's away from here.
Spencer: I ditched for the first time today, I'm not sure if I'm ready to flee the country yet.
(About what's expected to happen)
Clay: It's usually the angry loser kid who shoots the mean popular kids
Sean: So Glen and Madison will get killed first.
Madison: Why am I on everybody's first to get shot list?
Aiden: I bet Sean, Clay, and Madison will go down first.
Madison: Why do I get lumped in with them?
Sean: Snowball's right color folks are always fair game, cops'll probably shoot us in the back by mistake
Glen: Man it's the cops that make it safe for your skinny ass to come here everyday.
Clay: Stop it! Nobody's getting shot! Statistically most school rampages happen in small towns.
Aiden: Like Ohio?
Glen: Ohio's a state, not a town jockstrap!
Spencer: How do you know if you're gay?
Ashley: How do you know if you're not?
Spencer: I thought that was the easy part.
Ashley: Nothing's easy.
Spencer: Well, it's like this. Say, I see Aiden. He's cute, I'm attracted to him. But then I notice the girl he's with and I'm more interested in her. That's what scares me.
Ashley: Okay, and botox scares me. Look at my mom. Yet people still do it. That doesn't make it wrong, it's just different.
Spencer: I don't want to be different. I just, I want to be normal, like everybody else who knows who they are, and what they want, and who they love.
Ashley: Stop worrying about it. Look, whatever people consider to be "normal", it never is.
Ashley: What you're feeling, the whole gay thing, it's so important, and so scary, and that's why I wanted today to be special for you, kinda like the last day of the old Spencer you know?
Ashley: Look, if you want to know if you're gay or not, you just have to take the "Are you hot for girls?" quiz.
Spencer: Yeah, right.
Ashley: No, it's a hundred percent.
Spencer: Okay. Ready.
Ashley: First question. Who's hotter, Avril or Lindsay?
Spencer: Avril, of course. I mean, she's way cooler and much better than Lindsay when it comes to vocals.
Ashley: Great answer! Second question. Movies. Which one did you like better, Blue Crush or Thirteen?
Spencer: Thirteen was more real.
Ashley: Passing on girls in bikinis. That could affect your score. That's okay, there's a bonus round. For two tickets toThe Ellen Degeneres Show and a box set of the first two seasons of The L Word...
Spencer: Okay, not funny.
Ashley: Tom kisses Katie, who do you make out with?
Spencer: Make out with? Wait a minute.
Ashley: Answer the question.
Spencer: Well, I liked Dawson's Creek, so Katie. I mean, hello, she was naked in The Gift.
Ashley: Okay, last question. In the girl's shower after gym class, do you sneak a peak or turn away?
Spencer: I guess I look.
Ashley: Hey, there are a lot of reasons to look. Comparison of self to others, inhibitions about one's own body, natural curiosity.
Spencer: Wow, you've had a lot of therapy.
Ashley: Mother's tried keeping me from being anything but… Well, take your pick, "an emotionally scarred child of divorce", "a good-for-nothing musician", "a teen experimenting with her sexuality", a.k.a. a lesbian.
Spencer: You so don't care about how I feel.
Ashley: This whole day has been about how you feel!
Spencer: Oh please, come on, all you care about is having a good time. My mom was right about you!
Ashley: Oh good now you and mommy can finally have something to agree on.
Ashley: (After boy tries to kiss her) Boys are so predictable.
Madison: All I wanna know is which one of you pissed somebody off?
Sean : Why
Madison: Because I don't wanna be standing next to you when the shooting starts.
Clay: Where's the teacher for this class?
Aiden: Probably hiding in the supply closet, scared of getting shot.
Glen: I mean It's no wonder the school's full of thugs just waiting to go gangsta
Sean: You know for the record the last time we had a lockdown it was on account of your crew.
Sean: Yeah, dumb jocks. Some fool basketball player called in a bomb scare, so he wouldn't have to take a test. He was too stupid to pass.
Spencer: So, I need to tell you, I think, I think I like girls.
Ashley: Like, Like?
Spencer: I think so but, how do I know if I'm…
Ashley: I need to process this.
Spencer: We're gonna get so busted.
Ashley: We better not; I'll get suspended if I get caught again.
Spencer: Then let's go back.
Ashley: Uh no let's not get caught. (Ashley hands Spencer note)
Spencer: (reading note) Please excuse Ashley Davies from class today for an appointment with…
Ashley: I see so many I didn't know which one to put, her shrink, her gynecologist, her hypnotist
Spencer: You signed your mother's name?!
Ashley: There's almost a zero percent chance that she'd call the school looking for me, I'd just say I'd be with my dad
Spencer: I always feel a little funny lying to my parents
Ashley: Sometimes you have to lie to live, and sometimes you don't.
"Out on the Town" by Twirl
"Something in Me" by Katelyn Tarver
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